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Concert to be Performed from Beyond the Grave

rtphokie writes "Raleigh, NC based Zenph Studios is hosting a live concert performed by two piano virtuosi long since dead. Zenph developed software which digitally transcribes performances even from the scratchy recordings. A more faithful transcription of timing, key and pedal pressure is achieved using Yamaha's high resolution version of MIDI."

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  1. elvis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only 4 hours from me. darn sounds cool how they do these.

    Here comes elvis next.

    1. Re:elvis by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      The day MIDI can duplicate Elvis's unique voice is the day they find a way to electrically control the spinal columns of about 10,000 people in Vegas.

    2. Re:elvis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Sure they do. Fancy lighted and noisy slot machines, cause fools by the thousands to empty their pockets.


      Elvis? Don't we have some internet radio stations that play Elvis all the time?
      That's good enough.

  2. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought this was going to be about dead musicians coming back from the grave to kill those who use their music as ring tones. Still cool though.

    1. Re:Meh by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now they don't reach for their own phones, they just roll their eyes and try not to laugh at the fool who chose that stupid ring tone.

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  3. Side Note by Paperweight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately insiders acknowledged that it would be impossible to bring Michael Jackson's mucis back from the dead.

    1. Re:Side Note by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Unfortunately insiders acknowledged that it would be impossible to bring Michael Jackson's mucis back from the dead."

      I wonder how many bitter-beer-faces that little typo caused.

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  4. Rumor has it... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...that they'll be opening with the Adams family theme song

    They're creepy and they're kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    They're all together ooky,
    The Addams Family.

    da da da da. tum tum.

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  5. Re:Holograms by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then you need to take extra care to avoid power surges in the holographic matrix, because then you'll be stuck with some piano-playing hologram who won't go away.

    Then you'll have to make a moral decision: Endure the wisecracking hologram as a poorly-needed comedic relief, or shut off the power and kill the poor dude.

  6. Ancient???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    FTA:
    "live rendition of ancient recordings made by Alfred Cortot in 1928 and Glenn Gould in 1962."

    1962???. What WAS the world like in those dark times??? Can anyone even begin to imagine the dark power we risk unleasahing upon the world?? Oh yeah, really ancient...Ooooooooohhh, ancient and scary!! What if they come back to life as mummies and go on a rampage for defaming their ancient masterpieces??!!!

  7. And now all we need... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is a (not-so-) live concert by the legendary Hotblack Desiato.

    Unfortunately, he's spending a year dead for tax purposes, but hey, we can't but hope, eh?

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  8. Re:What a concert by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they can rent the space to parents who want to take pictures of their 2 mo playing the piano. Even better, take videos of this, and send it to all your relatives, just to show that your smoking during your pregency DID NOT affect your child at all.

  9. Play it backwards by LuckyPhil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gives a whole new perspective on the term 'de-composing'

  10. Re:"High-def" MIDI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    See, most MIDI devices only go up to 255, but mine goes up to 256.

  11. Re:Holograms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd definitely go see it if it had that giant electronic gorilla that they used to have at Showbiz Pizza.

  12. Re:Holograms by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The projection wouldn't even have to be very good.."

    Frankly, I don't care if it is very good or not. If they don't stick to the standard of emblazaning an H on his forhead, I'm going to nitpick!

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  13. Re:Not dead yet by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Glen Gould is alive in my heart.

    Damn, that must really hurt.

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  14. Re:Not dead yet by alex2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Glenn Gould is alive in my closet.

  15. In other news... by isny · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Rolling Stones are on tour this summer.