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The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the more-31337-than-31337 dept.

RawGutts writes "This is the story of "bitchchecker" (the hacker) a user who lost it because he thought he had been kicked of an IRC channel by "Elch". The hacker comes back on the channel threatening to hack and ruin Elch's machine, and dares Elch to give his IP address. The address given was 127.0.0.1. "

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  1. Re:The Planet's Most Moronic Slashdot Post by cbreaker · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Well apparently it wasn't so fucking obvious to half the people posting to this slashdot article, and to the person that submit the post, or to the person that submit it to the front page of Slashdot..

    I'll be driving off in my Eatmyassmobile now.

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    - It's not the Macs I hate. It's Digg users. -
  2. Re:*Cracker*, dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    he's a fucktard and you're a shill, so what

  3. Re:Had a similar, RL case by afternoon_nap · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Getting the twerps new to IRC to defrag their disks after a kernel upgrade was a lot of fun. We'd use the built in disk defragmenter untility, dd.

    After some convincing, the target/victim/luser, would zero^H^H^H^Hdefrag his disk with dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda while on irc... after five minutes of watching his drive light blink he'd drop off.

  4. Re:Life imitating art, possibly? by (H)olyGeekboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...and I'm *STILL* not going to read it, since the rudeness of the UFIAs (much better name than Ufies) on their forums 4 years ago caused me to go away permanently. Illiad's "partially-digested-food-stuck-to-dustpuppy-after- he-climbed-out-of-a-portapotty" scat humor turned me off for good. Oh that, and the fact that after 8 years he still can't draw worth a damn.

  5. Re:Other fun IP addresses to attack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Clues are available at the concession stand. Please pick one up today. You might start with the basics of network addressing.

  6. Re:Life imitating art, possibly? by untaken_name · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What kind of idiot are you?
    I never said anything about not having an opinion, I never said anything about accepting, tolerating, or loving anything. I simply asked a couple of questions. Have whatever opinion you like, just stop trying to make it mine. In my opinion, you're a fascist asshole. You're free to hold a differing opinion if you like, but you're not free to tell me what my fucking opinion is, Lil' Duce.

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    http://xkcd.com/386/
  7. Jeeeesussss by Durindana · · Score: 0, Flamebait



    Holy shit.

    This entire story+comments is the most extreme example of When Geeks Attack I've ever seen.

    And I wrote a goddamn master's thesis on the phenomenon.

  8. Re:Other fun IP addresses to attack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Dumb fuck i have a 128.* IP address right now