Handling Viruses in an Uncontrolled Network?
An anonymous reader asks: "Recently I've gotten a (volunteer) job looking after a small (approximately 500 computer) network, located within a large block of student flats.
We've been having numerous problems with viruses over a few years. They spread like crazy on our network, with 100megabit connections in every residents room. Every so often they 'go off' and start a flood, which of course takes the entire residence network down. I've tried desperately to educate users on the virus problem, but those that are the problem don't care - they ignore every warning they get and just buy a faster computer to compensate for their systems sluggishness. As we only need two or three ping flooding computers to bring down the network it's hard to keep our network up whenever a worm starts its payload. What solutions have Slashdot readers came up with this and similar problems?"
"Keep in mind that I'm doing this on a volunteer basis, and that my own study time and personal life takes first priority. The residence isn't prepared to spend more money bringing help or a replacement in, which I can understand given that I pay them rent that I would prefer not to increase. I also don't have any control over the network infrastructure itself, just over our DHCP server. I can't force users to keep their computers safe, as I don't own the things - all it seems I can do is point them to the *FREE!* virus scanner and local Windows update mirror and urge them to protect their computer, and offer to help out those that need it - (although due to time constraints, personally helping out everyone in a 500 member network isn't a possibility).
I can also email off a request to have certain IPs dropped off at the switch, but those users have to come back online soon enough. Whenever someone is infected I try and sit them down and make them realize that keeping their computer safe is their responsibility, and they always seem very attentive whenever we're discussing when they get reconnected to the network, but soon after they'll be infected again."
I can also email off a request to have certain IPs dropped off at the switch, but those users have to come back online soon enough. Whenever someone is infected I try and sit them down and make them realize that keeping their computer safe is their responsibility, and they always seem very attentive whenever we're discussing when they get reconnected to the network, but soon after they'll be infected again."
There see, that wasn't too hard!
But this is slashdot. A slashdoter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber!
Seriously, volunteering to be THE on-site tech support for 500+ users is insane, especially since you're not even getting a discount on your housing. Quit the job or move out so you can worry about your own network.
-EB
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Isolate the computers that are spreading the virus and shut down their access to the DHCP server based on their MAC address. Then make the reconnect process as painful (yet educational) as possible. >:)
Seriously, it seem like this is an unsolvable problem and neither the users nor the administration seem to want to spend any effort in fixing it. So the sooner you realize that there is nothing you can do, the better. Help out with the IT system at your local Humane Society, womens shelter, or similar instead.
Oh, and get your own DSL or cable modem.
Send them emails with executable attachments. If they click on the attachments, ban them from the network for a week.
Send these out frequently. Soon they'll instinctually hit the DEL key when something with an attachment comes in.
I'm a big tall mofo.
Here's an alternative to the "IF the administration will let you" part. Make use of the fact that nobody else really understands what it is the wizard (you) does behind the curtain:
Implement whatever service termination solution you feel necessary (whether by writing/downloading some automated system, or by doing it manually yourself). When the offender calls to complain, *don't* say that they were shut off administratively. Tell them that the massive traffic from their machine "overloaded" the port they were on (tell them it's kinda like a circuit breaker on house wiring).
They'll say that this never happened before. Tell them that they've got a newer, more-aggressive virus.
They'll ask that their port be "reset". Tell them that, due to all of the machines that they helped infect, and to the convoluted process for "resetting" a port, there's a backlog of a couple days before you can get their port reset.
Maybe they'll ask if you can just plug them into a different port. Tell them that they're all maxxed out.
At some point, Administration might ask why this is happening. Tell them the same thing you told the users... new, nastier viruses. They might ask what new equipment they could get to fix the problem. Tell them that the BFS-9000 can do it... but it's very... very expensive. It would be much cheaper for everyone to just use virus protection.