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Liquid Metal CPU Cooling

IceFoot writes "Bored with water cooling? Try a liquid metal cooler. It's a proven technology, used in nuclear reactors for decades because it carries heat away much better than a heat sink, heat pipe, or water cooling."

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  1. email. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    To email IceFoot, send to sales@nanocoolers.com

  2. Re:That's a little... extreme by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are they *really* saying that a CPU is going to pump enough heat to maintain a molten state inside the cooling device?

    Ever used a P4 for rendering?

  3. Slashdot: by DrWhizBang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ads for nerds, stuff that pays.

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  4. But.... by OfficerNoGun · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...what happens when our heatsink tries to kill John Connor?

  5. Bored with grass fields? by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try synthetic turf. It's a proven technology, used for years because its rugged construction is so hard to distinguish from real grass roots.

  6. Nice, but be careful with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't go smacking your computer the next time you get pissed off, or it's likely to morph itself into a sword and stab you through the head.

  7. How could anyone get bored!? by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bored with water cooling?

    Bite your tongue! How in the world could anyone ever get bored with cooling CPUs with water? I've thrown dozens of water-cooled-CPU-themed parties in the last several years and my guests have never wanted for excitement!

    Once there was this time at one of the parties that this one CPU got up to 68 degrees celcius. Way too hot! We put a custom water cooler job on that guy and got it down to 45 degrees celcius in no time. Good times.

    How could you ever be bored!?

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  8. Re:liquid sodium by harrkev · · Score: 5, Funny
    They use liquid sodium metal in nuclear reactors. you do NOT want this in your computer.
    Says who? Where's your sense of adventure?
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  9. Easy to Clean Up by aggies11 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Liquid Sodium would be great!

    I mean, if ever there is a leak, all you need to clean it up is a bit of Water!...

    Aggies

  10. Re:liquid sodium by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

    They use liquid sodium metal in nuclear reactors. you do NOT want this in your computer.

    Maybe YOU don't want liquid sodium metal in your computer. I think it would be beyond cool, especially when the unit reaches end-of-life and it's disposal time.

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  11. Re:Um, details? by rylin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, just wait for tomorrow's dupe.

  12. Re:OK everyone by pete19 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put all your Terminator 2 jokes here, please.

    Can't think of any at the moment... but I'll be back!

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  13. Re:Um, details? by Bushcat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they're using a metallic form of chocolate. Where's the graphite guy when you need him?

  14. Re:That's a little... extreme by dillon_rinker · · Score: 5, Funny

    While common or "garden" mercury is quite familiar to element watchers, a far more rewarding sight is the rare "mercury of paradise." Element watchers are dying in droves to see this incredible manifestation of mercury.

  15. Re:My next project by Shanep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Best of luck trying to get rid of the heat. Remember, convection won't work, only radiation.

    Silly, convection couldn't work because there is no real "up" in space. You know? Heat rises? I therefore propose the use of fans. Imagine how fast the fans could spin in the vacume of space!!! They would be much more effective "up there" than down here with all this inefficient "atmosphere" crap. The fans could also redundantly double for propulsion when needed.

    Why has NASA not thought of these things? NASA really ought to be hiring real geniuses like many of the other gifted /. readers here. Oh well, you know what they say, "it's not what you know, it's who you know".

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  16. Re:Mystery metal revealed: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Liquid metals tend to be extremely aggressive substances.,

    Don't judge it by that Terminator film.