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CMU Professor's Rebuttal Against RIAA Propaganda

jsc writes "On Sunday, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette published an article by Cary Sherman, president of the RIAA, stating that university students are hijacking Internet2 to pirate copyrighted works, and schools who don't actively combat file-sharing are teaching their students bad values like "acceptance of theft". The Post-Gazette didn't let Sherman get away with it, though... Today they published a letter to the paper from Roger Dannenberg, a professor of Computer Science and Music at Carnegie Mellon University, reminding everyone how past/present behavior of the RIAA and its members is an even worse model of values..."

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  1. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    63% of all rebuttals are made up on the spot. 52% of all people know that.

    1. Re:Bah by F13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. Fourfty percent of all people know that.

  2. Full text of rebuttal.... by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm rubber, you're glue."

  3. Re:YAIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shut up, Hitler.

  4. Robin Hood-Rebound. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No, he's saying people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

    People who live in rubber houses shouldn't either.

    1. Re:Robin Hood-Rebound. by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
      And people who life in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones**.

      ** Conditional on the thrones being heavy, and stored on the second floor of the house
      ... ah, someone who read Isaac Asimov's Joke Book, I see. Carp-to-carp walleting, The Caesar Corn Exchange motto - "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears", the McBeth Drycleaning Co - "Out, out damn spot!", and The Dagger Tail-light Co - "Is that a dagger I see before me".
  5. Cop Killer: Brought to you by the RIAA by MacDork · · Score: 5, Funny
    I got my brain on hype.
    Tonight'll be your night.
    I got this long-assed knife,
    and your neck looks just right.
    My adrenaline's pumpin'.
    I got my stereo bumpin'.
    I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'
    A pig stopped me for nuthin'!


    Cop killer, better you than me.
    Cop killer, f**k police brutality!
    Cop killer, I know your mama's grievin'
    (f**k her)
    Cop killer, but tonight we get even.

    Yeah, it's those damned colleges that are corrupting the moral values of America's youth while the RIAA stands for all that is just and good.

    1. Re:Cop Killer: Brought to you by the RIAA by Lester_Wallace · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best part about this Cop Killer thing by Ice-T is that Ice-T plays a cop on some TV show. Last week I was flipping channels and saw that his character got shot in the chest. I couldn't help but start rappin' some cop killa...

    2. Re:Cop Killer: Brought to you by the RIAA by AoT · · Score: 5, Funny

      I forgot about that shit. I am going to go down load it now.

  6. Robin M. Hood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Absolutely. The internet "sharing" of anything that can be "shared" means nobody with anything digital is going to be able to derive any money from it. This is the target that many claim is where they want things to go."

    Didn't RMS teach us that sharing's good?

  7. Teaching their students naughty values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm curious, is the RIAA aware that the universities are engaged in adult education?"

    They teach porn?

  8. Unreadable by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else find this rebuttal just rambling and boring? He didn't do a lot of rebutting, just yammering all over the map about things only tangentially related to the topic.

    1. Re:Unreadable by FriedTurkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did anyone else find this rebuttal just rambling and boring? He didn't do a lot of rebutting, just yammering all over the map about things only tangentially related to the topic.

      Hello...he is a college professor. Did you go to college? College professors never actually say anything useful.

      I am not reading the rebuttal. I just picked up a syllabus and I will show up for the exams.

  9. Re:What's next... assassians? by courseB · · Score: 2, Funny

    assassians.... probably soon.

    this will become more common in time as the corporations get bigger... its like shadowrun but they would rarely be used because marketing can create armies to do their biding.

  10. Re:YAIA by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've never understood that rule - pointing out weaknesses gets YOU no points, it might remove his, but you won't win unless you can actually out-argue one of his points rather than just discrediting them

    On the topic of discrediting, I think we should remember that Anonymous Cowards have been, historically, the perpetrators of countless GNAA recruitment campaigns, goatse stealth links, and ad hominem attacks. Anonymous Cowards have posted misogynist and anti-semitic attacks of horrifying proportions, and as a general rule are unsavoury characters.

    So clearly your point has no foundation.

  11. Re:How is this guy a professor?? by thedustbustr · · Score: 2, Funny

    You read geek news, and have never heard of CMU? Climb back under your rock.

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  12. Re:sick of the RIAA stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So is downloading music from "Sherman" Networks illegal!

  13. Re:Robin Hood by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And Cary Sherman telling people to respect artists is like Jack The Ripper telling people to respect prostitutes.

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  14. Re:Robin Hood by saberint · · Score: 2, Funny

    haha yes its a biiger fine and u do more time for copyright infringement!

  15. I agree with the professor-TechnoTalent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "With the right hardware and new applications, almost anyone can make, record and distribute quality music."

    With the right hardware, Visual Basic, and MSCE certification anyone can be a programmer distributing quality programs.

  16. Re:Robin Hood by Illserve · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you want to complain about lost profits, STOP BRIBING CONGRESS AND LAWMAKERS! there, that'll save you more money than yelling at pimple-faced teenagers

    Actually bribing congressmen is cheaaaap. They're having a firesale on laws, everything must go!

    Last time I read the reports of cash contributions to senators I was alarmed at how little money it took to buy yourself a DMCA. I think it's in the neighborhood of several million clams.

  17. Re:Robin Hood by stlhawkeye · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is he saying stealing from thieves (or unethical businesses) is not so bad?

    Robin Hood stole from the government, not from thieves.

    ....

    Er... nevermind!

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