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Vacuum-Controlled Elevator Developed

Aenox writes "Vacuum Elevators of Florida have released a one-man elevator system that easily slots into buildings. It has gone on sale in the U.S. for around $20,000 and uses only electricity to power vaccum-inducing suction turbines that can lift 204Kg several floors up. They claim it provides a smooth ride but from the video it looks like it could use some oil."

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  1. Not too expensive... by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    The elevator costs between $20,000 and £22,000.
    Sweet. My new Prius gets between 812448 RPH and 48 MPG. I think I've saved enough on gas to get one of these...

  2. Vacuum Elevators? by Agret · · Score: 5, Funny

    Futurama here we come!

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  3. It's like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the world's largest penis pump. Good grief, I can't believe I just said that.

  4. The future makes me shiver... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Mr. Johnson : WHere are the annual reports, Rick ?
    Rick : I think Richard Harrelson has them.
    Mr. Johnson : Get Richard in here NOW !

    Zoooooooof - plop

  5. Unfortunately at 204kg load capacity by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are only 96 people in the US that it can actually lift....

    oops make that 74, McDonalds are doing an all you can eat special today.

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  6. Re:Editor desperately needed at NewScientist.com by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    But O'Connor adds that a series of mechanical breaks will activate should there be a sudden loss of pressure, to prevent the capsule falling.

    This statement is actually correct. In the event of a sudden loss of pressure mechanical arms break some of the passengers limbs and jam them into the sides of the elevator to prevent the elevator from falling, so technically they are mechanical break brakes.

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  7. Re:Failsafes by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    But O'Connor adds that a series of mechanical breaks will activate

    Oh shit, that sounds dangerous. I was hoping that it would brake.