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iPod Dangerous When Wet
puggsincyberspace writes "What do you do when your mom washes your iPod? Fix it, of course. A teenager in Australia found out the hard way that messing with the insides of his iPod is dangerous and needed medical attention after it exploded."
- Any attempt to play a song on your iPod will cause it to explode, releasing fumes that smell exactly like cannabis. Just as the police are driving past you.
- You wil find out your hard disk, that you thought was faithful to you all these years, has been lying to you all along
- While letting your girlfriend play with your cell phone, your ex and three most attractive female plantic friends will decide to call you all at once, after not calling you for months on end. Not only will your girlfriend break up with you, but she will be so ride to your exes and platoncis that they'll nevercall you again either.
- That girl you always liked who is a Gold digger will call you up and ask you out on a date to the most expensive restuarant in town. After agreeing to pay for the entire dinner and going there to meet her, you will find out that not only is she now engaged to be married, but also has gained 50 pounds since the last time you saw her.
- You find out that xanga.com runs on Microsoft IIS instead of A real operating system
It's Friday the 13th. Beware!nice idea, but imagine how many "washing machines" will be roaming the streets of larger cities at night, with a knife or a gun in their pocket? you might as well have the machine check for pieces of metal-that way you'll also catch the occasional coin that might ruin the pump. having the machine differentiate between coins and buttons will be a bit tricky.
where's all that Karma?