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Computer Problem Caused Price Errors on NASDAQ

Posted by Zonk on from the that's-an-oops dept.

buckthorn writes "An article running on Yahoo News states: 'A computer problem at an unidentified stock trader caused erroneous, exaggerated prices -- some as high as $950 per share -- to be posted to the Nasdaq Stock Market Friday morning for 1,680 different stocks, a spokeswoman for the Nasdaq said.'"

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  1. Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    Good afternoon gentlemen. As you are all no doubt aware, I have perfected a method of manipulating the various stock exchanges throughout the world. You received proof of this this morning, as relatively worthless Nasdaq stocks such as Maxco, Inc. and J.W. Mays Inc. traded briefly at hundreds of times their real value. I believe my latest caper, which I've puckishly dubbed 'Operation Stocking-Stuffer', is certainly worthy of your attention...

    You see, gentleman, when 'Operation Stocking-Stuffer' is deployed in earnest, all stock exchanges will be laid waste...all trade will effectively cease, and global civilization itself will crumble...that is...unless you pay me...



    One hundred billion trillion fafillion dollahs!!!

    (cue dramatic music)



    Gentleman, you have my demands...peace out.

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    ~ |rip/\/\aster /\/\onkey

    1. Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by xCepheus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can picture the engineers over at Nasdaq...

      (a huge server farm where the racks are shaking violently and making strange noises)

      Engineer1: I need a young priest and an old priest!
      Engineer2: The power of Christ compels you!

  2. screaming into cell phone... by pudding7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sell! Sell!

  3. Not this again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A problem where technology caused wildly erroneous stock prices? I liked it the first time around when it was called the dot com bubble. The parties were better.

  4. ObOfficespace quote by southpolesammy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Michael Bolton: I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

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    Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
  5. Been going on for over a year now... by tktk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just look at SCO's share prices.

  6. Damnit! by Gogogoch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damnit, I could have made some money! Except that my funds are tied-up in a Nigerian opportunity at the moment. But boy-o-boy is that opportunity gonna make me rich! Rich! I say!