Company Takes Stand Against Booth Babes
Swank1 writes "At this year's E3 (May 17-20) Agetec will launch its Anti Booth Babe campaign. Believing that booth babes take attention away from the games, Agetec wants to change the focus back to where it should be. They plan on doing this not by refusing to have booth babes, but instead by hiring ten unattractive women to work their booth. Agetec, a producer of video games and hardware for console systems, has launched AntiBoothBabes.com to get their idea going. Right now the site is just a splash page and a sign-up form for a free T-shirt, but the real fun will come at the Expo. In Los Angeles, during the convention, Agetec's anti-babes will be handing out 'Granny Panties' with Agetec's logo on it. An article discribes the initiative at XYZ Computing."
They plan on doing this not by refusing to have booth babes, but instead by hiring ten unattractive woman to work their booth.
And I'm sure those ten women were flattered when they said, "We want to hire you because you're ugly."
"The newly born animals are then whisked off for a quick run through a giant baking oven." --heard on Food Network
Well, I will. I know it's a huge sacrifice, but dammit, someone's gotta step up to the plate here. If there are any former booth babes out there who need someone to talk to, or a shoulder to cry on, or a bed to sleep in, I'm completely available.
That is, I will be - as soon as my wife reads this post. :-/
ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.