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Howto - Flying Snakes

Ant writes "Wired News' Furthermore mentions a University of Chicago researcher finally figured out exactly how the limbless reptiles pull off their amazingly effective bird imitations. 'Despite their lack of winglike appendages, flying snakes are skilled aerial locomotors,' said biologist Jake Socha. Here's how: First, they flatten their bodies from head to tail, making themselves 'Frisbee-like in form,' Socha said. Then, as the snake drops (or leaps!) from a tree branch, it sends S-shaped waves through its body, steadying itself as it glides through the air. One species can even turn mid-flight. There is more information, photographs, and even short QuickTime video clips on Jake's Flying Snakes Home Page."

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  1. "Flying" snakes by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    "That's not flying...that's...falling with style."

    - Sherrif Woody
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    1. Re:"Flying" snakes by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

      Poor snakes haven't gotten the second part quite down yet. A for effort, though!

  2. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    for the link to quicktime. I've been looking all over for that...

    1. Re:Thanks by zbuffered · · Score: 2, Funny

      Listen, if we didn't give you useless links, what would you spend your day reading?

      Seriously though, how about linking to a less-annoying version of Quicktime?

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  3. I hated them before... by nettdata · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK... I hated snakes BEFORE they could fly.

    *shudder*

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    1. Re:I hated them before... by Blasto123 · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is no question. We must kill all of these things now...this information could get out to other (more dangerous) snakes.

  4. The Snakes May Be Able To Fly by quantaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    But that server is going down like a stone...

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  5. "They do not fly, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    so much as plummet."

    -Monty Python

    (Ok, it was sheep. but after watching those videos, I think it fits.)

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    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
  6. Ooh, snake! A snake! by FlyByPC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger...

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  7. I hated them before...To Serve Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.

    1. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1, Funny



      Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.

      You mean like these?

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    2. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by nettdata · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.

      They aren't so bad, as they're usually big and relatively slow and easy to stay well clear of... unless you're stupid.

      My all-time "Darwin Award Nominee" is that Jim guy from the old Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

      The old guy (Merlin?) is back at the studio, all nice and safe, and he describes the adventures of Jim, the guy in the field.

      I specifically remember the episode where Jim's in a small rowboat in some small water (pond or slow river) looking for Annacondas. Lucky them, they see the head of one in amongst some leaves/etc at the top of the water. The idiot proceeds to CLIMB INTO THE WATER to get the thing.

      Now, I'm betting that this snake turned out to be WAY bigger than Jim was thinking it was, as he started to get a little "nerveous" as the thing started to coil up around him. The snake looked about 30 feet long and a good 400 lbs.

      Before you know it, it's got a couple of big-ass loops around Jim and they're starting to roll around in the water, and Jim's starting to REALLY try and stay above water and get back in the boat, and all the while Merlin is giving the "old guy" running commentary like this is nothing new. "Look as Jim heroicly struggles to get the snake in the bag so we can take it ashore and analyze it a little closer."

      Jim was as crazy as Steve Erwin (Crikey!), but in a more reserved, 70's, quiet manner.

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  8. Flying shnakes? Baaah- by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Funny
    No big deal. Dogs flew space ships. They came from the Dog Star. Serious!

    RS

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    1. Re:Flying shnakes? Baaah- by mybecq · · Score: 3, Funny
      They came from the Dog Star. Serious!
      Siriusly ?!
  9. The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by isny · · Score: 4, Funny

    The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Full quote

  10. Woah by pyite69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing how familiar this seems. Almost as if it had been on Slashdot yesterday.

  11. Man, I hope... by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that no-one ever decides to cross one of these things with a cobra...

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  12. Re:Mirror by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, I thought I wouldn't get a chance to see them for a few days.

    I'd never even heard of these guys, and I've got corn snakes, and various species of boas and pythons in my basement.

    Now I just need a nice big arboretum to stick some of these little guys in.

    And a lab so I can put that DNA in a some venomous species. Better than sharks with frickin' laser beams!

  13. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tought that this was supposed to be an howto. What am I to do with the snake and dead pigeons now?

  14. Re:Mirror by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny
    I checked out the videos. Those snakes look like a lot of fun. I don't know if dropping them out of windows is as much fun as it is with cats, but it does look like fun.

    *thoughtful pause*

    You know, has anybody come up with a remote-control steerable airfoil that can be worn by cats? It has to be something that they can't wriggle out of in a panic, as might be the case if they're released from the top of a fully-extended crane. I just happen to know a certain adventurous feline who loves flying.

    Now that would make for some entertaining cinema.

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  15. Re:Ummmmmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    No, the only person dumber than the one who posts this kind of garbage is the one who responds to the one who responds to it. But not the person after that.

  16. Who Says God Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor? by bowloframen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And thou shalt fling thyself from trees in a pathetic attempt at flying, and thou shalt hurtle towards the earth faster than thou canst say, "Holy Crap!", and men shall laugh and point fingers and cry out, O, silly snakey pooh! Erm, "paraphrased" from Gen 3:14

  17. Article lies! by Nailer · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Flying Snake Howto' pfft.

    I was all pumped up for a meat-modding exerciose that told me how to convert my existing snake into a flying one with cool neons and shit.

    It's just a stupid science article.

    1. Re:Article lies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      heres my 'how to' to make a snake fly...

      swing it around above your head then let go

    2. Re:Article lies! by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      heres my 'how to' to make a snake fly...swing it around above your head then let go

      Reminds me of a joke: A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walks into a bar. He picks up his dog by the tail and swings it around vigorously, and then puts it back down.

      The bartender, stunned, asks the blind man, "Why the hell did you do that with your dog?"

      The blind man replies, "Oh, I was just having a look around."

  18. Oblig. Shrek, modified by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

    You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a snake fly!

  19. I dont know what looked funnier by blue_adept · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing snakes trying to fly, or seeing humans running *towards* them like their life depended on it.

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  20. Flying fish do exist! by antdude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well... in World of Warcraft they do exist according to this screen capture. [grin]

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  21. Help! SCO grew wings! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    nuf sed

  22. Can it be done with Pigs? by Skevin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because then:

    1. A lot of beautiful women would owe me sex.
    2. Cleveland would win the World Series.
    3. My boss would make me a vice president.
    4. My dotcom options would be valid and profitable.
    5. Slashdot posters would be lucid and intelligible.
    6. George Lucas would retire the StarWars franchise.
    7. Microsoft would GPL their entire code base.
    8. SCO would fully support OSS once again.
    9. The RIAA/MPAA would make financial restitution to all their victims.
    10. ???
    11. Profit-...! Umm, where was I again?

    Solomon Kevin Chang

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  23. Way to go... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Funny
    Account for domain
    flyingsnake.org
    has been suspended

    Stupid flight cancellations...
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    People will pass up steak once a week, for crap every day.
  24. Simple by imnojezus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've found that anything flies if you throw it hard enough.