HS Students Steal SSNs to Prove They Can
thatshortkid writes "Local news in Chicago is reporting about two Hinsdale Central High School students who breached their school's computer system and retrieved all of their peers' (plus staff's) Social Security Numbers. They claim they have destroyed the information and haven't given it out, but the SSA and FTC have been alerted for good measure. While they claim their motive was to prove that the breach could take place and no malice was involved, they face possible school disciplinary action and criminal charges."
Your honor, I'd like to suggest that I only raped this young woman to demonstrate numerous glaring holes in the design of human females.
Despite my published techniques for sealing these holes using simple household materials, they continue to go unpatched.
My work is a community service, and should be rewarded, not punished. Thank you for your attention.