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'Sith' Already Found Online

ScentCone writes "Of course it was bound to happen, so now it's mostly a matter of discussing why Lucas does or does not deserve to make the proceeds, or whether people would or would not have gone to see it now that the usual path has been carved around the opening weekend box office." I've yet to find a blockbuster movie that isn't readily available on the net after it opens, but somehow this is still news. It's still usually worth shelling out the cash to see a version that isn't fuzzy with garbled sound, though.

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  1. 'Shit' found online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've found lots of Shit online before. Oh, wait...

  2. Re:Cam-rips are usually unwatchable by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting, "unwatchable" was exactly the word I was looking for. Of course, I was thinking about Ep. 1 at the time...

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  3. Re:Go see it in theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes but you are forgetting that plenty of casual fans value free stuff over better quality not free stuff.
    Hell even Jesus himself wanted the free barn over the costly Inn to make his appearance to the world.

  4. Re:Go see it in theaters by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    True; if you watch it on your home computer, you won't be surrounded by people dressed as Imperial Storm troopers, Amidala, young lord Vader, etc. Uh, and this is a bad thing because... ?

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  5. Re:Go see it in theaters by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't get that kind of experience from a computer.

    What if I beat my head against the table a few times and then mailed George Lucas $7?

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  6. Re:Story posted by MPAA/RIAA member TIME WARNER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    > What did you expect, really?

    Are you suggesting IT'S A TRAP?

  7. My Naive Boss by ranson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our whole company was treated to a screening of ROTS this morning. My boss, who doesn't watch television and later admittidely never saw a Star Wars movie prior to today, asked us after it was over, "So do you think they'll make movies about those two twin babies now?" I still have not stopped laughing.

  8. Re:News? Yeah right. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Star Wars marketing was rather interesting this time around. CNN ran all the usual Star Wars news segments ("look at those wacky fans") and some less-usual ones ("everything you need to know to get up to speed on Star Wars lingo"). Discovery Channel dipped in to the pot with Science of Star Wars and their Animal Planet special on Star Wars fauna and their earthly inspirations.

    Me, myself... I got two bags of M&Ms. Jedi Mix and Darth mix. I put them in two seperate bowls. Then I mixed them. Stunning Jedi battles did not ensue.

  9. Re:Go see it in theaters by aywwts4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... because you won't be surrounded by people dressed as Amidala. Duh.

    Yeah I saw that guy, Uhg!

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  10. Re:Go see it in theaters by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, that's just surround sound for your eyes.

  11. Who cares about garbld sound? by kindbud · · Score: 4, Funny
    Who cares about garbled sound, when the dialog so low-brow?


    "You're so beautiful."
    "That's only because I'm so in love."
    "No, it's because I'm so in love with you."


    BARF!
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  12. NO SPOILERS! by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny

    those two twin babies

    Stop! No spoilers! I haven't seen it yet!

    1. Re:NO SPOILERS! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah! If I wanted to know what happened in the end, I'd have watched the sequels first!

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  13. Re:Go see it in theaters by Mikito · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, the entire film itself was made on a computer. (OK, two computers)

    You've all heard how George Lucas delayed production on the prequels because technology couldn't adequately produce the special effects he wanted.

    The real reason for the decades-long gap in films is that Lucasfilm had been using computers since the early 1980s for the digital effects, and the computers only finished rendering frames fairly recently. Digital rendering takes time on a bunch of 4.77 MHz machines.

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  14. Re:Go see it in theaters by panaceaa · · Score: 4, Funny

    And nose!

  15. Re:Go see it in theaters by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or the Tall Guy sitting in front of you?

    That would be me. I can come over and sit in front of your computer if you like, but you have to buy the popcorn.

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  16. Re:Go see it in theaters by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus, they'll occasionally splice a single frame from a porn film in there.

    "So just when the snooty droid and the pregnant princess have met with the fallen Jedi for the last time, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. Nobody knows they saw it, but they did."
    "A nice big lightsabre."

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  17. Re:Go see it in theaters by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems like you could a modern cinema, where there is no such thing as uncomfortable seats and a tall guy in front won't even touch your line of sight.

    It seems like you could the missing word. Design? Build? Finance? Drive 500 miles to? Now, I'm going to lie awake all night wondering what it was.

  18. Re:Go see it in theaters by paul248 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't the loaves & fishes story sort of correlate with file sharing today? In that time, some people's primary income was derived from fishing or baking bread, and Jesus took the fruits of their labor, made copies, and distributed them to thousands of people.