Revolution Details By End of Year

Reuters is reporting that Nintendo will announce the price, launch date, and further details about their next generation console by the end of this year. Their tight-lipped attitude this E3 is apparently an attempt to ensure they don't tip their hand to rivals. From the article: "Some gamers and industry analysts had criticized Nintendo for providing sparse details on the new machine, comparing it to Sony and Microsoft's unveiling of slicker, graphic-intense next-generation machines...Iwata said the new console is aimed at customers who hate clutter and find current games and the controllers used to play them to be confusing and difficult."

Comments

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE

[Albert Pussyjuice]

That's funny - I just bought your wife.

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Don't talk about your wife on Slashdot. No one gives a fuck. I'm glad that you're so proud to have finally gotten some pussy but it is of little interest to the general public.

Re:I don't blame them

[brkello]

No offense man, but if you can't master circle, triangle, X, and square...you aren't going to do much better with A, B, C, D. I have never had a problem accidentally hitting shoulder buttons. Maybe it is just you. I suggest trying an Atari. It has one button and a joystick. Don't get too upset if you accidentally hit its only button though.