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Stanford Accelerator Uncovers Archimedes' Text

AI Playground points to a Newsday.com report which reads in part "A particle accelerator is being used to reveal the long-lost writings of the Greek mathematician Archimedes, work hidden for centuries after a Christian monk wrote over it in the Middle Ages. Highly focused X-rays produced at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center were used last week to begin deciphering the parts of the 174-page text that have not yet been revealed."

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  1. May I Be the First ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    May I be the first (O.K., second) to run naked through the streets of Syracuse crying, "Eureka!".

  2. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    urge someone to step up and STOP this blatant piracy of Archimedes valuable IP!!!

  3. After this project . . . by Gabrill · · Score: 5, Funny

    They will turn the accelerator to more useful purposes, like seeing all the women in the Sears catalog without their underwear.

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  4. Re:So if I understand right... by Mancat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, wouldn't be crazy if like... Archimedes was stuck in a time loop, and he's all not really alive and shit? You know, like... What if we invent a time machine and bring Archimedes back, and he's all like "what the fuck? You idiots this time machine is the shit that resets everything!" and then the scientists all bust out laughing and shit, but then when they try to send him back in time the time machine all starts smoking and shit, really crazy you know, and civilisation gets set back to the time where Archimedes wrote that crazy ass formula down! Then he's all like, shaking his head, because he knows it will happen again in a few thousand years.

    Woudln't that be some crazy shit yo?

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  5. Re:X-Ray Fluroescence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story deserves telling in the full, especially on a site like Slashdot where people have the background to appreciate the nuances involved

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  6. Re:X-Ray Fluroescence by Mr2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... this is a highly sophisticated story involving the specific nature of ancient inks, the problems of 12th century economics which reduced many cultures to reprocessing books (the results of which are called palimpsets)

    I'll probably get modded down for this spelling nitpick, but I think you mean "palimpsests". I misspelled that word before a national audience in 1992, don't want you to make the same mistake in this international forum. ;)

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  7. If Archimedes was alive today... by jd · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...his thoughts would probably be more like "why is it so dark in here?"


    (Apologies to Pratchett fans)

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  8. Re:Preservation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    oh shit! we never thought of that possibility!!

    hey frank, STOP THE BEAM!!!!

  9. Perspective by Silvrmane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy, this really puts my efforts to retrieve my old Amiga files off 10 year old 8mm Exabyte tapes in perspective. ;)

  10. Re:Translating now... hold on.... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no... the revealed text on the first page so far consists of:

    "F1RSTUS P0STU5"

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