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IBM Europe Workers Strike

csimoes writes "IBM employees in Europe are on strike today. This is in response to the 10,000-13,000 job cuts that IBM is planning, most of them in Europe. Strikers will be wearing black and blue to signify their struggle. Here is their main union web site. Now I can't say I'm big union guy, but they do make some interesting points on their site. Such as: "IBM is a wealthy and successful company. Its first quarter profit for 2005 was $1.4 billion, and $9 billion for the whole of 2004. It increased the dividend to its shareholders, recently bought back $5 billion in IBM stock, and acquired 19 companies in 2004." The union also questions if other cost cutting mechanisms could achieve the same effect without cutting so may jobs."

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  1. /.ed by jzeejunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    looks like IBM paid the poster to slashdot union website.

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  2. Re:And you were expecting what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and as an american company, it should follow the american ideals of shitting all over everyone outside its borders.

  3. Re:And you were expecting what... by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    As someone who quit his job at HP today, I'm not sure if I'm suffering from prefrontal lobe issues and missed the sarcasm, or if you don't know how it is to work for HP these days...

  4. Hardworking Candlemakers by KrackHouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is outrageous. The fact that a company is allowed by government to fire innocent workers is unacceptable. Evil corporations have a responsibility to put food on my table and dammit they had better be held accountable if they're not doing their job.

    I make candles for a living and I need your help. Please join me in emailing our legislators in my bid to regulate sunlight, it's putting hard working people like me out of business.

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  5. Re:Reduce expenses by cutting executive salaries? by nate+nice · · Score: 2, Funny

    The executive produces a better golf handicap which in turn proves to other wealthy golfers that this company can be trusted as a partner on competitive gold tournaments between wealthy executives. Anyone can code. Not many people can keep their average under 80.

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  6. Re:Enlightened? What a farce. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's an -ism! All -ism's are evil! Communism, Marxism, Racism, Terrorism, Sexism... by induction they're all evil! /Capitalism? //Shush!

  7. Re:What is a Right? by spotvt01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This basically sums up our view of each other: SOCIALISM : You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM : You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM : You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM : You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM : You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. -Spot