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An anonymous reader writes "A family in Sacromento has covered the side of their house with aluminum to keep the radiowaves from their neighbors at bay. The city has given them one week to remove the life saving shielding or face charges."
Oh well, the story made it up at some point.
The proper spelling is Excremento.
I guess the "readers" don't do much "reading"... it's a joke.
Fuck it
That's because the "editors" don't understand "speeling" or "punctuation"
The proper spelling is Excremento.
Most of say, Suckramento.
As he let go of my wrists, my hands instinctively moved to his groin...he continued his assault on my neck as I outlined the shape of his swollen cock with my fingers..feeling every vein and ridge my mind remembers from the pictures. He moans as I gently squeeze his balls..I must have this in my hand, feel the heat from it, the skin...my hands begin to work, unbuckling the belt, the button... zzzzzzip...mmmm... he's wearing boxers and his dick is already bulging out of the front opening, just like mine. I begin to unbutton his shirt, revealing his muscular stomach, his hairy chest, my hands travel up the front of his body, but he takes my hands and pulls them away and puts them back by my sides...mmm, that warm breath in my ear again, his voice a low gritty whisper..."who's you're Daddy?"..."mmmmmm..you are" I breathe..."Then let me take care of you"... God.my knees are going weak.
He takes me by the hand and leads me to the bed, forcing me to my back, he leans over me and kisses me hard, wet, then stands up. He slowly removes his shirt, his eyes fixed on mine... a very greedy, sexy stare..he pulls his pants down, his boxers....standing there naked, staring at me. He is even more beautiful in person..His broad shoulders, lean body, his cock is perfect..it stands erect, a perfect arch..his big round balls hang low..his legs are very muscular...
He begins to stroke his cock for me..fondles his balls...showing himself to me as if saying "here I am...I'm real"..
He pulls me to the edge of the bed..opens my thighs..and kneels between them. I lean in a little and we kiss intimately for a few minutes..his kiss is tender and his hands are busy...my eyes close, my breath quickens, my anus flutters...he removes my boots, takes his time unbuttoning my jeans, kissing every inch of skin that is revealed..unzipping...I hear him moan in approval..slowly he slides my jeans off..I'm left laying back on the bed..naked, my thighs open...that beautiful man between them, his face on my ass, licking his way down.
Ah yes, at first glance, I thought this was an Arrested Development ref. (like here). Sacramende! And A.D.'s been renewed! Woohoo!
In the parallel universe they live in, it *is* spelled "Socromento". Jarge Boosh is also part of the nucular radeeashun plot.
Table-ized A.I.
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So basically, 9/11 happens, they get scared and wrap their house in foil. Meanwhile, George W. Bush's response to 9/11 is to invade a country with no clear link to 9/11 or al Qaeda, get 1600 troops killed along with tens of thousands of civilians, make the Islamic world hate the US even more than it used to, waste hundreds of billions of dollars, and to get us stuck battling a raging insurgency without the slightest freaking clue how to get out of the situation.
If you ask me, these people practically seem sane in comparison.
Damn I need coffee...
I just read "Scrotumento"....
Was the parent modded at -1, or was that the starting score? I didn't think you could post at lower than 0. Anyway, radon seems a valid question.
Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.