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Home Made Star Wars Movie Injury

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the darwin-would-be-proud dept.

SaleNowOn writes "Rather than use expensive cgi techniques to make the light sabres glow for their home movie. This couple instead used fluorescent tubes filled with petrol. Which they then set alight. If they don't survive they must be Future Darwin Award winners. It makes me proud to be British." And me embarassed to be a Star Wars geek.

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  1. Re:two people are seriously injured by Slashcrap · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    No, not quite. Two absolute fucking retards are seriously injured.

    Let's examine the possible benefits :

    1. Assuming that they are both seriously mutilated, the chances of them ever reproducing are massively decreased. This means that their retard genes will not be passed on to their offspring. Let's face it, if they have children they'll end up doing something similar in years to come. So their removal from the gene pool will actually decrease the chances of more injury, pain and horrific deaths in the future. Are you saying that would be a bad thing?

    2. If they can do this to themselves, you can bet they'd do something equally horrific to innocent bystanders in the future, if given the chance. How would you like it if these fucktards ran over a member of your family while driving at 150mph on crack?

    The fact is that natural selection is no longer allowed to act on the human race to it's proper extent. We're looking at a future of gradual deterioration - devolution if you will.

    We should celebrate events like this.