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AJAX Buzzword Reinvigorates Javascript
samuel4242 writes "Javascript may have been with us since the beginning of the browser, but it's going through a renaissance as companies like Google create Javascript-enabled tools like Google Maps . There's even a nice, newly coined acronym , AJAX for "Asynchronous Javascript and XML". A nice survey article from Infoworld interviews Javascript creator, Brendan Eich, who says that this is what he and Marc Andreessen planned from the beginning. Perhaps AJAX will finally deliver what Java promised. Perhaps it will really provide a solid way to distribute software seamlessly."
- Using any legacy browser, or text browser, or anything but mainstream browsers for that matter
- Browsing with JS desactivated
- Bookmarking or linking a specific thread or post since you're so retarded that you were retarded enough to not provide any permalinking mean
On top of that you've managed to put a fucking permanent refresh spam every 10 seconds or so.AND you're using fucking frames.
Your forum sucks man, badly, it ranks even lower than PHPbb as far as forum quality goes.
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And so, Sandy Dunlop sat idly in his small, cramped cubical in Memex Technology LTD building. His mind wandered from one topic to another - Jim Carey's pert and firm ass, the asshole that cut him off this morning without using his turn signal, the new Metallica CD he bought a few weeks ago. He didn't really like the new CD, he actually thought it was a little trite and heavy handed. But, you see, Metallica is Metallica. They are not a band to be questioned. Hey eyes slowly glazed over as he heard the mindless droning of the secretary two cubicals over. That very same secretary that threw a pint of Guinness in his face at the pub last friday. He had intended to bring her back to his place afterwards, but after she laughed in his face over the idea, he called her an office slut. It really all revolved around his inferiority complex. It's hard growing up with a Girl's name in a man's world whilst having man-parts.
He shifted his attention to his workstation, "AH! Slashdot." He mulled through the text until he found the perfect victim. "Mmm.." he thought, "An outlet for my angst. This log-jammer here couldn't even get this one line post right!" He smashed away at his keyboard, two suscinct lines of pure egotistical arrogance slowly glopped onto the screen. He grabbed his mouse and smashed the submit button, feeling placated.
"That'll show 'em! That'll show all of 'em! But most of all...that'll show Jenny. Stupid office slut."