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The World of Blogebrities

Jeremy writes "The folks at Blogebrity have a unique take on the blog scene. Drawing a parallel to the glitz and glam of Hollywood stars, they've divided some of the better-known bloggers into A-, B-, and C-lists. Slashdot favorite Wil Wheaton is featured on the A-list, while some lesser-known bloggers such as Bruce Sterling made it to the B-list, and most of the non-geeks like comedian Margaret Cho can't seem to break out of the C-list. What does the slashdot crowd think of their choices?"

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  1. Bloggin' Blogtastic, Bloggies! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Crimony. Another few years of the word-hackery that brought us "blogebrities", and we're all gonna sound like some freakish variant of the Smurfs.

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    1. Re:Bloggin' Blogtastic, Bloggies! by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, you're just being blah-gy...

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    2. Re:Bloggin' Blogtastic, Bloggies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's a perfectly cromulent word.

    3. Re:Bloggin' Blogtastic, Bloggies! by Sepphoria · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, does that make you the Blope?

    4. Re:Bloggin' Blogtastic, Bloggies! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bloggie 1: Yo, you have a good time last night?
      Bloggie 2: Blogtacular!
      Bloggie 1: Yeah I saw you leave with CowboyNeal.
      Bloggie 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, he started blogging me....

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    5. Re:Bloggin' Blogtastic, Bloggies! by Seanasy · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...or 'k-' or 'g-'...

  2. Any good transhuman blogs? by Eunuch · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's the Stanford transhumanist society one. Can't think of any other good ones.

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  3. Hmm... by InVinoVeritas · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back.

  4. \W/il by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mailing Wil a "get better" card - $3.
    Buying him weird medications over the Internet - $99.
    Trying to slashdot his server - Priceless.

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    1. Re:\W/il by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mailing Wil a "get better" card - $3

      I've seen a couple of the things he's been in since Star Trek. I'd like to mail him a "get a lot better" card.

      Seriously, it's not his fault that everybody hated Wesley Crusher, but that doesn't make him the next Marlin Brando. Hell, it doesn't even make him the next Marlin Wayans.

  5. I protest by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I looked under N, but I saw no Neal, Cowboy. This list is a fake.

    1. Re:I protest by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sir, is why we need to coronate you as King Vegeta SSJ4.

  6. "Blogebrities"? by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear god, I thought "blogosphere" was self-important.

    But hey! This opens up all kinds of future blog-related positions. Watch for these coming Slashdot stories!

    • Blardinal Petrus writes: "As first Blardinal of the Holy Cathoblogic Church, I hereby announce that I am taking applications for BlogPope. Email your resume, your blog URL and 100 words on "Why I should be Blogpope" to blogpope@cathoblogic.blog. And good luck!"
    • Bloggus Torvalds writes: "Ever wanted to start your own nation? Now you can! BlogNation is a new association of Blogizens that are disassociblogging themselves from ordinary, land-based nationstates in favour of a new alliance of Blogs. Run for Blogident, Blog Minister, or Minister of Blogging by signing up on our blog!"
    • Bloggy Hilton writes: "Help! I've lost the password to my blog. It was right there on my SideKick (you know, the one with the special blog attachment), but it doesn't seem to be there anymore! Has someone taken it? I'm totally desperate here!"
    1. Re:"Blogebrities"? by generic-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude I am totally blogging this.

      Did you get the "I'm blogging this" t-shirt I blogged about? I totally moblogged it when I was at BloggerCon.

      omg I want to be a Blogebrity! I am Wil Wheaton. Which Blogebrity are you? Find out at BlogMemes.blog!

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    2. Re:"Blogebrities"? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fine then. I don't need Rome telling me how to read the Blogible! I'm nailing my 99 most wanted Amazon wish list items to your door! With emoticon nails!

  7. Time to wipe my hard drive. by Nytewynd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have Wilwheaton.net in my browser history and cached on my drive. Never has their been a better reason to rub magnets on my hard drive than now.

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  8. Re:What do we think about it? by fdrake76 · · Score: 5, Funny
    OMG! BTW Did you hear that Nick and Jessica filed for divorce?

    As sad as it sounds I must admit, I actually searched news.google.com for "Nick and Jessica" upon reading this.

    (Score:-4, Pathetic)

  9. Wil Wheaton? by dfn5 · · Score: 1, Funny
    The only thing that comes to mind is alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

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  10. B! by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, not only do I have so little free time now because I have to keep up with my life along with all the lives of fabulous celebrities, now I have to keep up with blogebrities.

    I hope they make the B! Bloggertainment channel so I can get all my blogebrity news. I just have to know which blogebrities are "linking," if you know what I mean.

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  11. I'm sorry, but I just couldn't resist by billster0808 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our blogrebrity overlords!!

  12. Re:It's an entry in a viral-marketing contest. by bnitsua · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope their site is slashdotted so they have no chance of winning that stupid contest...
    who designed that site? a 12 year old girl with a lisa frank infatuation?
    what are they trying to market? all I could gather from their site is that they have no lives... at least magazines like us, people, etc. get paid lots of money to rank celebrities...

  13. Nonplussing by nugneant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh boy, yet another outlet for already-celebrities to get noticed. Boy oh boy, because, you know, not enough people know that Margret Cho is a fat, bitter lesbian asian-american with, you know, problems. And her take on things is really cool. Like that time when she saw that one homosexual and called him a silly fag, and then ended up eating a ham (or a tofu ham, sorry, I should probably read her blog to find out if she's vegan or not), while flashing back over how she was discriminated growing up. Okay, seriously, a lot of these people are pretty cool and say things that aren't outright lies. But does the world really need another portal? Why does Andy Baio merit an "A" while "THE" Isabella Wunder only get a "C"? Because some goon somewhere says so? It's like reducing the art of movie criticism to Beavis and Butthead. "Citizen Kane - 6T's! Awesome!" "Casablanca - B6(j7)! It's neat!" "Spellbound - 23.3! I didn't get that one scene!" Except without even the comments. With "indie" being all the trend, you'd figure (well, if human thought / capacity for getting stuff off the ground was anywhere near ideal) that there'd be a few more "indie" websites. Remember mp3.com? Now THAT was what the internet should be all about. Evidently we'd rather just know what everyone else is reading, and want it from more than just google and Alexa.

  14. Roland Piquepaille...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't even want to KNOW what list Roland Piquepaille is on.....

  15. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? BLOGEBRITY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yesterday's Voyager update: Still in space, moving away from us at a good clip.

    Today's Voyager update: Still in space, moving away from us at a good clip.

    Tomorrow's Voyager update: Still in space, moving away from us at a good clip.

    Friday's Voyager update: Still in space, moving away from us at a good clip.

    Saturday's Voyager update: Still in space, moving away from us at a good clip.

    Sunday's Voyager update: Still in space, moving away from us at a good clip.

    That should hold you at least until Monday. We can give you more updates then, okay?

  16. Re:I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes Those Are Very Racy Topics I Was Attending A Meeting Of "Local Bitties" And In Between Our Sand-Shovelling-In-Twat Session To Protect Us From The Horrors Of Lubrication Ethel Said "I Saw Some Fat Chink Gook On The Tv And She Said Something About Men Who Dress In Women's Clothing!" And Then We All Cried "Scandalous!! My Word!!" In Unison And Began Knitting Up A Frenzy. She Is Very Unpopular In Our Community And Subjects Like Those Are Too New-Fangled For This Day And Age. Nobody Will Understand Them And What Will The Children Think And We Don't Need More Than 384K RAM Who Would Ever Want More Than That Think Conservatively People And God Bless.

  17. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? BLOGEBRITY? by Max_Wells_SH · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I find hilarious is how this thread is stuffed to the gills with people who rushed a post on Slashdot to tell the world that people with blogs are pathetic for thinking their opinions are important enough to publish on the web.

    What are you talking about? I set my threshold to 5, and it's like sitting at a table with the philosopher kings here.

    (Sorry, not a flame, just friendly jab. Sirs.)

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  18. Re:Thanks, but no thanks by Shimmer · · Score: 2, Funny

    That one is at least semi-interesting, but it's also about being sick as a kid and, golly, the current scratchiness in his throat.

    Does he discuss any other topics? Perhaps how the laundry is piling up? Or how he got stuck in traffic during rush hour?

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  19. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? BLOGEBRITY? by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are you talking about? I set my threshold to 5, and it's like sitting at a table with the philosopher kings here.

    Had I not already posted in this thread, I would mod that comment up as "funny."

    Not because it was all that hilarious or anything... I just think it would be nice if he could read his own posts once in a while. :)

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  20. Re:Contagious Media Showdown by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't hold a gun to the editors' heads, you know.

    Wouldn't be any point. You need to target a vital organ.

    KFG