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Windows Nearly Ready For Desktop Use

wallykeyster writes "NewsForge (ed: a Slashdot sister site) has an interesting review of Windows XP Home, written from the perspective of a longtime Linux user (ed: Editor roblimo). The article clearly is intended to be somewhat humorous while making a point to the 'Linux isn't ready for the desktop' crowd. The reviewer does a fair job of pointing out the strengths of Windows along with the weaknesses that would be apparent to someone trying to make the switch from Linux." From the article: "Windows XP can't be considered consumer-ready until it has driver support for common LCD monitors during its installation and bootup procedure, especially if those monitors are easily and routinely recognized by popular Linux distributions. It's possible that the monitor manufacturers aren't willing to give Microsoft and other proprietary operating system companies the information they need to create appropriate drivers and that the manufacturers, not Microsoft, deserve the blame for this problem."

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  1. Longtooth will solve these problems... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows is nearly ready for the desktop, and that includes security as well as LCD driver technology that actually works. This will all happen in the next major revision of Windows, Longtooth.

    Sources whom I consider accurate have told me that despite Microsoft's claims that Longtooth will be released by 2006 or 2007, the planned release date is actually late in 2019. Microsoft's secret goals for this version are:

    • To reduce the user's perception of the complexity of Windows.
    • To gain increased security from emerging threats, such as viruses, worms, spam, spyware, adware, malware, hackers, and phreakers, among others.

    Microsoft will accomplish these goals through a variety of changes. First, Longtooth will no longer be based on the Windows NT design philosophy, as were Windows 2000 and XP. Instead, Microsoft will release MS-DOS 9.0 2003, a 64-bit multithreaded DOS written in VisualBASIC.Net, and Windows Longtooth will run on top of that. Also, Longtooth will contain more code changes than any previous version of Windows, both in the number of changed source lines of code (SLOCs) and in the percentage of the total Windows codebase changed. Tremendous numbers of new features are being implemented in completely new code.

    More importantly, Microsoft employees are combing through the codebase, in a relentless search for code that is mature, stabilized, and proven. This search has proved difficult, but when found, such code will be marked for reimplementation. I'm told that most of this code will be reimplemented in VisualBASIC.NET, even if the prior version was written in another language, such as C or C++. Programmers making the new VisualBasic.NET code are not allowed to look at the code that already exists, so that fixes to known issues will not be known until well after the software is deployed to millions of users.

    The reason for these changes is simple: Study after study conducted by Microsoft has proven that security through obscurity is the only way to go, especially in an operating system deployed to millions of users, with many instances running mission critical applications in finance, industry, government, and other sectors. Microsoft has identified that viruses, worms, spam, spyware, adware, malware, hackers, and phreakers are able to compromise Windows security because vulnerabilities in the code are known. By changing much of the codebase, especially the stablest and most proven parts, Microsoft will thwart the efforts of malicious programmers, as it will take time for them to find the new vulnerabilities in the unknown code.

    To meet Microsoft's first goal of reducing the user's perception of the complexity of Windows, Microsoft will integrate a new technology, dubbed Microsoft Windows User Simplicity And Security Manager 2003, into Longtooth. This technology will hide all configuration settings from the user. All settings will be completely automatic, and the user will have no need to know or care what is under the hood. In reality, Longtooth will be the most complex version of Windows yet, with thousands of configuration settings controlling nearly every function of the operating system. The settings will be produced by discovery algorithms designed to automatically set a "sane" configuration. Since there will be no interface to modify any setting, the user will have no choice in his configuration, thus simplifying the user's perception of the system's complexity.

    To meet the second goal of increased security, these settings will be scattered throughout the OS, its components, and in other areas of the file system. For example, Microsoft knows that viruses, worms, spam, spyware, adware, malware, hackers, and phreakers are interested in moving the icons on user desktops without the user's permission, so settings controlling the number and size of icons appearing on the desktop will be scattered throughout parts of the registry, batch files, .ini files, web bookmarks, in the Windows kernel, in the file allocation table, in th

    1. Re:Longtooth will solve these problems... by Lukesed · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... You would have lost them by posting.

  2. Re:oh, and another thing before XP's ready by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Funny

    simple, it is time to start stopping

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  3. Brilliant by hawkeye_82 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Brilliant article.
    I had this friend who was a major Windows fanatic, and use to say that while Windows was "Plug and Play", Linux was "Plug and Pray".
    I should send him this article.

  4. Re:-1 Troll. by uhlume · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is just a sad and fayled attemt at speling.

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  5. Longtooth update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    comes on two floppies once the useless code is stripped out.

  6. Re:oh, and another thing before XP's ready by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Throwing a disk in the trash to get it to eject seemed to confuse a lot of people, also.

  7. Re:oh, and another thing before XP's ready by nuggetman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still trying to explain to some of the people I have to support "LOGOFF" and "TURN OFF COMPUTER" are accessed by clicking the START button

    1996 called, they want their whining back. if these people haven't figured out where these things are by now perhaps they shouldn't be using computers.

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  8. Re:oh, and another thing before XP's ready by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have to support "LOGOFF" and "TURN OFF COMPUTER" are accessed by clicking the START button. It's hard to explain to them why when even I don't get it.

    Tell me about it. There was this other operating system I once used where to uninstall a program, you used apt-get

    It's hard to explain to them when even I don't get it!

    apt-get remove something. How nuts.

  9. Re:Igh. by Khakionion · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the average Windows desktop user, what is "eth0" and "eth1" supposed to mean? For folks with multiple built in ethernet ports and only one connected, this is a hassle trying to figure out which port has the cable hooked to it.

    You're right, on my Windows box, I have a "NVIDIA nForce Networking Adaptor" and a "Marvell Yukon Gigabit Network Adaptor." That way, I can tell which port is which.

    Or, rather, I can't, and you're an idiot.

    I won't even touch installing software not already included with a distribution. (And yes, I'm quite aware of yum, apt-get, and emerge.)

    So, you're not touching the subject because it's not a problem? To me, Synaptic on Ubuntu beats the hell out of "Add/Remove Programs."

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  10. Re:I hate windows, by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Funny

    After working with Linux for about 4 months, my most recent roommate caught me by surprise when she asked me to remove (..)

    When i got to this part i thought that it's a myth that slashdot geeks don't get laid and Linux does have a sexual magnet effect after all, but then i continued to read on.

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  11. roblimo is on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    enough said.
    To confirm you're not a script,
    please type the text shown in this image:
    Is lame.
    slashdot has been taken over by yahoos it seems.

  12. Re:Fix the start button? Fix the on/off button!! by goldfndr · · Score: 2, Funny
    Motor vehicles are machines that don't park themselves when you turn off the ignition.

    Sometimes I turn off the ignition and some hasshat motorist flips a finger and says I'll get a ticket if I don't pull over to the shoulder of the freeway. I can't do that because I've already bailed out of the car. I wake up hours later and the fucking cops are still THERE!

    When I turn OFF the ignition switch, I want the stupid car to be parked. Be parked now. No driving home, no opening my garage door, no complaints from my kids playing basketball in the driveway, no nothing...just park its fucking self.

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