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Titan Moon's Bright Hot Spot

An anonymous reader writes "Saturn's largest moon, Titan, has been the target of great interest because of its unusual pre-biotic chemistry and thick atmosphere. The Colorado-Boulder Space Science Institute announced a new mystery today involving a persistently bright spot, perhaps one of four possibilities. The spot could be a surface coloration, a mountain range, a cloud, or a hot spot."

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  1. Hot Spot? by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as there's WiFi there, who cares how cold it is?

    Tim

    1. Re:Hot Spot? by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as it doesn't say, "Posted: The 3rd planet is scheduled for demolition due to plans for an intergalactic bypass..."

  2. Fifth possibility: pre-biotic party! by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new pre-biotic lifeform overlords!

  3. When you're hot, you're hot by Greg+Hullender · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: If the spot glows at night, researchers will know it's hot.

    It's good to know we've got our brightest people on this.

    --Greg

    1. Re:When you're hot, you're hot by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Funny

      "It's good to know we've got our brightest people on this."

      I bet you're just beaming over your funny mod.

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    2. Re:When you're hot, you're hot by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Why can't we point an infrared camera at it?"

      There's an obelisk in the way.

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  4. Re:Life, evolution, everything... by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does it mean to Slashdot people?

    Really cool pets.

    KFG

  5. Entertainment by Bob+Gelumph · · Score: 5, Funny

    Couldn't it just be a red light district? Even the most remote hell-hole needs hookers.

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  6. Re:As an aside by scsirob · · Score: 2, Funny

    No you can't. I just patented mining operations on Titan... And all other extra-terrestrial planets and moons. Yes, it's a broad patent. Sue me..

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  7. Re:Life, evolution, everything... by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll make great pets, you mean?

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  8. Titan's Hot Spot? by sunwolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an amateur meteorologist, I find that strangely erotic.

    Okay, I lied, I'm not a meteorologist.

    o_O

  9. Re:We are so primitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is probably life everywhere in the universe, but your message illustrates again that "intelligent" life may well be an evolutionary dead end and a brief accident.

  10. Maybe by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's its bellybutton

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  11. approximately the size and shape of West Virginia by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is getting insane. Why would I ever use West Virginia as a unit of area? From reading stories on /. I'm much more familiar with the surface of Titan than West Virgina (and I suspect I'm not the only one). Shouldn't we be measuring the size of West Virgina in Titans?

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