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GPS-tracked Clothing

Anil Kandangath writes "A Japanese firm has shown off new technology that enables GPS units to be embedded in clothing that will enable the wearer to be tracked continuously. The device is thin enough to be tacked on unobtrusively and is powered by a thin watch battery. It is also capable of taking biometric measurements and transmitting them PCs and handheld devices. Though marketed as a device to enable people to keep track of spouses, how long before such technology becomes intrusive in our lives?" Like tracking your spouse is ok?. What a world! Update: 05/29 18:00 GMT by Z : Not actually real. A Contagious Media project. Please do not try to monitor your SO's panties.

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  1. April Fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    plus 58 days...

  2. a whole new market for tinfiol by PSVMOrnot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see a great new market for tinfoil hat manufacturers...

    1. Re:a whole new market for tinfiol by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tinfoil hats with integrated GPS-tracking devices?

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  3. Tracking... by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really, what is the point of stalking them after you've married them?

  4. If you need electronics to track your spouse by Xargle · · Score: 5, Funny

    you've made their chain too long.

  5. Re:Ridiculous by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spoken like someone who's never lost their spouse at the mall. I'd much rather track her RFID panties down with my Dick Tracy watch than have her show up at our meeting place an hour late with a thousand dollars worth of clothes that make her look fat in any mirror besides the one in the store...

    "Oh no, her heart rate spiked! I'd better get over there before she gets to the sales counter!"

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  6. It seems they broke the rules: by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

    7) No ads, no bots, no scams.
    You are permitted to promote your entry however you see fit, with three exceptions: You may not use paid advertisements, automated processes that fake traffic, or scams that produce traffic without people actually seeing your content. Most other stuff is fair game.

    emphasis mine.

    It seems that by posting to slashdot, they have violated the rules.

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  7. Re:Absolute Hoax. by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Funny
    Antenna for the transmitter. If we're talking about a VHF transmitter at 150 MHz, the antenna is going to be about 24 INCHES long. (That's already 1/4 wave!). Now fit this into panties unobstrustively.

    Is that a 24 inch antenna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?..