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Europe Home to Majority of Zombies
Rei writes "According to a recent CipherTrust study, the majority of Zombie PCs reside not in the US or China, but in Europe. Of the European zombies, 2/3 were either in Germany, France, or Britain. The results were released with the announcement of CipherTrust's new ZombieMeter. As a response to previous reports of high zombie activity, the London Action Plan launched Operation Spam Zombies in cooperation with numerous governments around the world."
Maybe even some like this...
http://www.repenetrator.com/
(not safe for work)
Here
Handy-dandy color key:
Red - Firefox renders fonts like crap.
Blue - Ugly widgets.
Green - No Cocoa spell-check.
Purple - Close tab too far out of the way.
Yellow - Oversized, ugly toolbar.
Aqua - Adblock fails.
And it's faster, too!
Then that at least explains why European porn sucks. Give me Socal action any day.
Some conservative christians will tell you that all the witches (which the bible mentions) live in England. Where, they can't tell you. Names, they can't give you. Nor are they able to present any evidence whatsoever that there are any witches. However, the bible says there are, so England it is. Maybe it's the bad dental hygiene or something, I don't know.
Microsoft needs to hurry up and follow through on their veiled threats to pull out of the European market in retaliation for being subjected to antitrust law
The EU information technology infrastructure may not survive otherwise
The information that matters here is whether the European Zombies are classic slow moving "Romero" type zombies or modern "28 days later" type zombies.
This will tell us what we need to know in order to fight them.
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over 150 tapes of me with other men. He has sold copies of several of them.
There's a couple of tapes that get the most requests and they are also the ones
of the times I enjoyed best. One of the most popular tapes was made when I was
gang fucked by six men. One of Cowboy Kneal's friends was supposed to come over to
the house to fuck me. He showed up with four other men, all black, and they
asked if they could all be taken that night! I told my husband that there was
no way I could fuck six, big, black men all in one night! CmdrTaco told the men
that I would only take two of them but the rest could watch and make an
appointment for some other time. The men agreed and cut a deck of cards to
settle who would screw me and who would watch.
The two men who won the draw for for me paid my husband $200, each, and
seemed very anxious to get started. They flipped a coin to see who would fuck
me first. Cliff, a tall, heavy man, won the coin toss. I told him we could
go to the bedroom and get started. I was wearing only my bra and panties and
asked Cliff if he wanted to undress me or if he wanted me to strip for him.
He didn't say a word when he came up to me and put his large hands on my bra
covered tits. He squeezed my jugs for a few moments before unclasping my bra
and pulling it off. After feeling my boobs and flicking the nipples with his
index finger, he stripped naked. I looked down at the black man's stiff cock.
It was large, like other black men's that I've fucked and it was as black as
night.
Cliff's hands went back to my tits. I held his cock with one hand and
smoothed my fingers over the large cockhead with the other. He kissed me
intensely for the next few minutes and then said, "Yeah, let's get to it baby!"
The other five men standing around (six including my husband who was taping
us), watched in silence while I peeled my panties off. I stood naked in front
of everyone and said, "I can't wait to get that fat black cock in my pussy!" I
started to get in bed when Cliff stopped me with, "Let's do it on the floor,
baby. I can fuck a lot better down on the floor."
I winked at the tall, black man and said, "You going to fuck me from
behind, with your big black cock, Cliff?" He stared at my naked cunt,
answering, "Yeah, baby! In back of your white ass! I'm ready to slide this
black snake into that big white pussy of yours.!" I kept my eyes trained on
Cliff's buddies as I kneeled on the floor and then went down on my forearms.
My cunt was easily accessible from behind my ass and I knew all who were
watching had a clear view of it. My tits hung to the floor, tickled by the
shag carpet. When Cliff kneeled behind me, I asked, "Oh, Cliff, honey? Lick
my pussy a little before you fuck me. Please, please lick my cunt, Cliff!" He
lowered his head under my ass and I felt his tongue slide along the parting of
my cunt lips. I arched my back to raise my ass even higher. Cliff's probing
tongue managed to part my pussy lips and penetrate into my musky fuck hole. He
went back to his kneeling position and I heard the other men saying "Man! Look
at that pussy!" and "It's so big and fucking wet, man!" and "Yeah! She's ready
for fuckin' OK!"
When the black man's cockhead pressed at the opening to my cunt I peered
over to the men watching and said, "Ooo! Yeah! He's gonna' fuck me now! With
his big, black cock, he's gonna fuck my wet cunt, now! I love being watched
while I get fucked!" Cliff gripped my ass and slid his hard dick into my
waiting cunt. I moaned the entire time he fucked me! The angle that he had to
my cunt, caused the top side of his long meat to glide along the parted cheeks
of my ass. I could feel his cunt juice coated cock slipping along my asshole
as he drove his dick up my twat.
Soon, Cliff was fucking
thank you for making me happy in my pants
"The Stone Roses?"
"No!"
"It's The Second Coming"
"I liked it..."
"Soundtrack to Batman?"
"Chuck it."
And tomorrow the stock exchange will be the human race