Ebola Vaccines Successfully Tested on Monkeys
An Anonymous Reader writes "Canadian and American researchers, in a joint venture between Canada's National Microbiology Lab and the U.S. military, have created two vaccines that prevent Monkeys from becoming ill with Ebola and Marburg. While a human vaccine may still be 5 years away, this is very promising news.
Those evil monkeys clearly need to be spanked in Jesus' name!
I can see a new plot leading to the exact same movie as Planet Of The Apes...
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey