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FBI Conducts Feasibility Study on Project Sentinel
leave-no-trace writes "CNN reports that "FBI officials hope to award a contract by the year's end for a complex new software program (dubbed Sentinel) to replace a failed project that was canceled this year at a cost of more than $100 million to taxpayers." The system is supposed to include search capabilities, protocols for processing and handling FBI reports, security issues and a new system for records management. FBI Director Robert Mueller told lawmakers he is unable yet to place a price tag on the Sentinel project."
I hear MS Access is currently the top contender because of its robust security.
I know there are TONS and TONS of researchers that would just DIE for $1 million.
I work with a few who feel the same way.
I'll take $500k!
Damn, I'm cheap.
"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
$100 million down the drain eh? Heck, I'll bid this next project at a mere $1 million and flail miserably causing the contract to be scuttled in the end just like this one.
Success! Because I'll be saving the FBI $99 million! In fact I think I'll qualify for one of those federal gov't "bounty for saving Uncle Sam costs" contractor bonus plans.
Off to the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator.
before I had to ask google for the definition:
technical feasibility study: n. from Gr. technos, knowledge + OF faux, false; see rubber stamp. See also "pork barrel" and "buzzword".
Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
The X-Men are doomed for sure!
Dear FBI:
Get yourself a rack of these: http://www.google.com/enterprise/gsa/index.html/
I'll be expecting a check in the mail for $99million. You know where to find me.
Sincerly,
me
Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
I question how much you really know about this process, seeing as you didn't bother mentioning the prostitutes.