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Keyboards are Good; Mouses are Dumb

An anonymous reader writes "Most emacs/vi users know this, but it seems the more I use the mouse, the less output I am making. The keyboard does seem to make much more of a mind-meld than the imprecise mouse. Paul Tyma hits it on the head."

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  1. One activity where this ISN'T true... by rel4x · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Counterstrike.



    I've tried it. Absolutely impossible.

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  2. Hits it on the head.. by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hits it on the head..

    This page cannot be displayed due to an internal error.

    ..and apparently knocks it out.

  3. So that's why... by null+etc. · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...all Hollywood movies and TV shows never allow the characters to use a mouse.

    I'm impressed how those guys can use the keyboard to rotate around and zoom 3D graphics in realtime, and then apply some amazing pixel-sharpening processing algorithm, all by using keyboard commands.

    I've often wondered how they could do this so quickly. Especially when they literally have to type everything they want into a text field on the screen. For example, "search for drivers license of all bad guys within last two days".

    I mean, it's a search engine - you don't have to type "search" into the text field!!!

  4. Re:Nice read and all, but... by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    when did opinions become news?

    Right before the word "editorial" was invented, I believe.

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  5. 1980 by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe Fox News was founded in 1980.

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    1. Re:1980 by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe Fox News was founded in 1980.

      Well that's your opinion. It's not fact.

  6. No kidding. by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're stupid. As a matter of fact, GUIs are stupid too. So are command lines. If you're a REAL geek, you'll do your computer work with a punch card. If it can't be done with that, well, it must not be worth doing.

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  7. Re:Thinly veiled "I love emacs" article by BlogPope · · Score: 5, Funny
    The smaller your editor, the bigger your penis! Text editors want to be minimalist!

    Thats why I write all my term papers in binary as Postscript files. My keyboard is a simple rocker switch, left for 1, right for 0. You crazy kids and your ASCII!

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  8. Slow news day by jfengel · · Score: 5, Funny

    So rather than being a general case study with broad applicability, Slashdot has just put on its front page an article that says, "I like keyboards!"

    Somehow, "News for one particular nerd" just doesn't have the right ring.

    Slow news day, here we come.

  9. Re:Thinly veiled "I love emacs" article by Shads · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three Editors for the macintosh-kings under the a great gui,
    Seven for the Unix-lords in their interface of lines,
    Nine for the Windowed Men doomed to a bad gui,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Editor to rule them all, One Editor to find them,
    One Editor to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

    Vim is the One. Bow mortals.

    (Sorry Tolkien)

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  10. Re:Nice read and all, but... by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 4, Funny

    You must be satisfied with losing a lot.

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