The Formula for a Successful Sitcom
indylaw writes "A team of scientists commissioned by British satellite channel UKTV Gold has developed a mathematical expression to predict the success of TV sitcoms. Using the formula [((R x D + V) x F) + S]/A, they determined that "Only Fools and Horses" and "The Office" are the best of British comedy, while "According to Bex" (which is being adapted for CBS in the fall and will star Jenna Elfman) scored in the bottom five."
Here is the original article, complete with scores for the top and bottom 5 shows.
In all these so called 'best of's', Dad's Army never gets a look in.
To me, that was, and still is the funniest comedy series ever made, and it is timeless - still funny as hell after all this time.
"You stupid boy".
My evidence: The Pamela Anderson crapfest Stacked.
I saw a Simpsons episode once where they switched from their normal format to the format of the Sitcom. They had typical one liners with the obligatory recorded audience laughter sounds.
Seeing it that way made me realise how shallow and weak sitcoms really were.
I was of course watching friends as usual 2 weeks later. But regardless of that, it was an interesting "experiment".
The Internet is full. Go Away!!!
I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
1. Mysterious Creature is terrorizing the town/amusement park/mansion residents/......
2. Mystery Machine rolls into town.
3. Creature encounters Mystery Machine Crew.
4. Shaggy and Scooby run away and hide in the kitchen/walk in freezer/....
5. Thelma notices something strange.
6. Daphne and Fred say inane things and Fred tries to play Strong Leader.
7. Shaggy and Scooby happily raid fridge until rousted by Creature.
8. Thelma notices more clues. Fred plays Captain Obvious.
9. Creature terrorizes Shaggy and Scooby some more.
10. Thelma figures the whole thing out. Fred or Daphnie unmask Creature who turns out to be a minor character we met at the beginning of the episode. It was all a plot to scare everyone away from the town/amusement park/mansion residents/......
so he/she could have it for his/her own greedy scheme.
11. "And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids."