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Possible Cryovolcano Discovered on Titan

Rei writes "NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory is reporting that the Cassini spacecraft has observed what appears to be a cryovolcano on Saturn's moon Titan. Given the absense of a global methane sea on Titan, the snail-shaped structure with what appears to be a caldera on top could explain how Titan's methane stays replenished. It could further explain the dry drainage channels discovered by the Huygens lander as being formed by heavy methane rainfall after eruptions."

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  1. Great article by hostyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent, just what the Galaxy needs - a farting moon.

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    1. Re:Great article by Gabrill · · Score: 3, Funny

      So this moon is really made out of cheese . . and it just cut itself?

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    2. Re:Great article by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's no moon.

    3. Re:Great article by JThundley · · Score: 3, Funny

      . . and it just cut itself?

      Oh great, just what we need, a depressed angsty moon.

  2. Caldera? by beacher · · Score: 5, Funny

    " appears to be a caldera on top could explain how Titan's methane stays replenished" I thought it was after the Canopy group acquired Caldera that the hot air came forth.... hrm. It would explain the drainage too...

    1. Re:Caldera? by Sfing_ter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obligiigatory:

      Say it isn't SCO!

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  3. Check for bad sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it's a $cientology Dianetics franchise? They always use (Xenu) volcanoes in their advertising.

  4. Caldera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ahhhh, so that's where OpenLinux is being used

  5. Re:Titan Climatology by m50d · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean it's not just leaking out from all the créme bruleé?

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  6. Raining methane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet schools close a lot there.

    "The forecast today is for periods of clear nitrogen, followed by an earthquake, the raining methane for the rest of the afternoon. Film at eleven."

  7. Correction... by thepeete · · Score: 0, Funny

    After re-analysis of the data, it appears that Nasa was looking at Uranus.

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  8. Paris Hilton says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A cryovolcano. That's hot.

  9. New material for George Lucas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lightsabre battle, while ice-skating on a frozen planet.

  10. That brings new meaning by lheal · · Score: 5, Funny

    to the phrase "titanic methane eruption".

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  11. The solar system is fouled up, isn't it? by panurge · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm sure Exxon would confirm we need the natural gas before we run out of stuff to help keep our planet warm and fend off those pesky ice ages, during which even the biggest SUV would find it hard to get out of the drive, which would have major adverse effects on junior soccer leagues.

    Meanwhile, the idiots on these remote asteroids have volcanos and seas full of the stuff and are doing absolutely nothing to exploit it.

    Rummy really needs to get out there with some ex-military contractors and get started on the pipeline. Looks like there's not too much risk of anyone firing RPGs at the construction force, either.

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  12. What a nerd. by IsleOfView · · Score: 3, Funny

    I originally read that headline as "Possible Cryptovolcano Discovered on Titan", and found myself oddly excited -- even if I have no idea what a Cryptovolcano might be.

  13. A Cryovolcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't it seem like sometimes science is just making shit up?

  14. Wonder Twin powers activate! by Attila · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shape of... an ice volcano!

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  15. caldera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the absense of a global methane sea on Titan, the snail-shaped structure with what appears to be a caldera on top could explain how Titan's methane stays replenished.

    Having not known that 'caldera' was anything other than sco's former name, I of course looked it up in wikipedia:

    A caldera is a volcanic feature formed by the collapse of a volcano into itself.

    It seems like sco should have stayed with this name, it's much more apropos.

  16. Gee there must be... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1, Funny

    A whole lot of rotting dinosaurs and plant matter underneath Titan to produce all those hydrocarbons...

    Or

    That's not where all our oil and gas comes from on this planet either. Besides that, it would be one weird damn dinosaur that would crawl into a giant rock to die, requiring explosives to extract its liquid remains.