Halo Movie Deal Moves Closer
Universal and Fox are apparently close to coming up with a deal Microsoft is happy with for the in-the-works Halo film. Gamespot reports that the two movie studios will cofinance the hugely expensive movie title. From the article: "while Universal and Fox's offer is now the only game in town, Microsoft is still unsure if it wants to play ball. Variety and the Times say the agreement is held up on two fronts. First, the two studios requested that Microsoft relinquish its demands and that the Halo movie strictly follow a Bungie-penned "bible," which would ensure that it would not deviate from the Halo mythos or conflict with "sequels" to the game (i.e. Halo 3). The second reported sticking point was Microsoft's insistence that principal shooting begin as soon as possible, possibly as early as this fall."
Does anyone else see this movie as a $75Mil+ Halo3 commercial meant almost solely to steal thunder from the PS3 and Rev's launches?
Am I the only one who finds that abso-fucking-lutely rediculous?
Think about it, there are tons of gamers salivating over this film I'm sure. But what is going to happen when reviews, leaked scripts, etc start coming out and they find that perhaps major parts of the story they know and love have been changed, and - given the studios' track records - probably for the worse? They're going to snub the film, that's what. Maybe not enough to make it tank, but probably a sizable number will choose to wait for the DVD, or not see it all. We geeks are extremely pedantic, we love details, it's what we do. Mucking about with 'our' culture is only insulting to us, and we recognize and resent it.
I know it takes more than just the /. crowd to make money for a film, and we do overinflate our importance, after all you need the public at large to like the film as well to be truly successful. But I think that with Halo, being as well defined and straightforward a story/universe as it is, there shouldn't be any need to alter it to dumb it down (or up) for the masses. Hollywood just wants to maintain its monopoly of culture and cater to the lowest common denominator. To paraphrase Chris Rock in another bad movie: 'We [the studios] tried that, and we got damn rich doing it. But maybe now it's time to try a different way.' After all what's the worse that could happen? It's not like the Bungie version of the film could be any worse than the Mario Bros Movie. Right? God I hope not.
* re: hundreds of thousands of fans - I have no idea what the number is but it's got to be big. maybe millions? I dunno, I just pulled a number out of my butt, let it go already.
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Am I the only one who finds this to be absolutely ridiculous.
I mean really... filming a multimillion dollar movie about a game that's a mindless fps. I've read stories that "hollywood wants metroid", etc. Let's not forget about previous attempts like "Resident Evil", "Final Fantasy", "Street Fighter", and "Super Mario Bros."--Wait a minute; it's starting to make sense to me.
Here's how it is:
Microsoft is using this as a marketing ploy, and the movie's going to be wretched. I don't care what any of you Bungie-Fanboys say Halo is a shit-fer game with a shit-fer story and a shit-fer play style. Following this same tradition, Halo: the Movie is going to be a shit-fer movie that's nothing than a waste of my two hours.
Halo (the game) is a complete waste of my time. I won't argue in its favor--unless you count its perdy graphics (big whoop).
The movie is going to be just as big of a flaming pile of dogshit.
I just want all of you (Halo advocates) to know that you are the reason Microsoft's got a friggin' monopoly. You people are the reason that Windows still sucks. You people are the reason they're muscling their way into the video game business.
Its stupid, gullible people like you who buy Windows RG Third Edition with Service Pack 2 even though its the same crap that was released 10 years ago. You people are the ones who bought Halo 2 despite the lack of any quality innovation. Oh yay! Look my gun is a bigger gun than the last game. I have a (Dr. Evil Voice) "Laserbeam". You people are the reason musicians like Creed, Staind, and anything off of American Idol get record contracts. Its stupid people like you who feed this lowsy corporate world a falsified need to tell you what you like!
Fine! Its your brainless life. Go ahead. Buy Halo 2. Go ahead. Buy the new Good Charlotte album, play anything EA makes, watch the Halo movie, devote yourself to mindless self-indulgence. Its your money. Really. Go ahead, Troll Me! Mod me down. I dare you.
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