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The Evil in E-Mail

Frenchy in Ontario writes "An Ontario university researcher is devising ways to help law enforcement agencies better pinpoint likely criminal behavior in e-mails. His theory is that people who are "up to something" are more likely to write differently than people who aren't - either by avoiding using certain words at all that could be flagged for possible criminal context (like "bombed) or to examine patterns that might indicate criminal activity - like several people e-mailing one person but not each other, which is how some criminal networks operate. There's also an interesting paragraph on why Enron's emails aren't as valuable as you might think for this sort of work."

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  1. This should be easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't they just need to grep for >:-) ?

  2. Agreed by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    This line in the lead jumped out at me:
    like several people e-mailing one person but not each other, which is how some criminal networks operate.
    We have an addresses "techsupport@internaldomain" which matches this pattern to a T.

    --MarkusQ

    P.S. Back when we were on MS-Windows, it would have been OK, because the people asking for TechSupport were often sending each other worms at the same time.

    1. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, everyone knows end-users are terrorists.

    2. Re:Agreed by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Memo to SAIC:

      Suspected terrorist has posted an apparently coded message on Slashdot indicating connections with terrorist supporters in Middle Eastern countries.

      Suspect has possible sexual relations with both his wife and his sister based on frequency of email contacts.

      Suspect is apparently concealing his connections with his wife's mother from his wife. His wife, however, is also in contact with the terrorist leader. Indications are his wife is part of a different cell than the suspect. {See "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" for operational details.]

      Flag for further analysis by the understaffed translation department. Under no circumstances let Sibel Edmonds translate these communications.

      Robert Mueller
      Director, FBI

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  3. Re:What about other languages.? by muszek · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't watch enough TV. Terrorists, just like aliens, always speak English to themselves.

  4. Word bombs.... by Invalid+Character · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bomd, jihad, kidnap, extort, terrorize, kill, godless, constitution.

    That should keep me safe for a few days.

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    Registered .sig quotient : 1337

  5. Bah by shobadobs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everytime I hear one of these stories about how they can catch criminals from their email messages, I'm like, "OMG! They made a fast factoring algorithm!" But then I read the article and discover it only works for unencrypted messages. Gee.

  6. Wasted effort by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows that you just have to check the evil bit. (Some terrorists may be sophisticated enough to tamper with the evil bit but if they use Windows, the lack of the bit will stick out like a sore thumb.)

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  7. Re:Big Brother right here by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dont think so. Strongly enforced u.s. export controls have kept the Al Queada from gaining access to militant grade encryption tools.

  8. Re:Dumbest thing I've read all week... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, many government email analyzers are reported to be making a killing on the stock market.

  9. letter from college home by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Letter from College:

    Hi Mom,

    I blew it and bombed the final exam. The physics
    prof put the gun on my head and told me to work harder.
    I could kill him. I feel like having a knife
    at my throat. The anger feels like poison in my
    blood but I know it is my fault and the all is
    blamed to that virus, I had been laboring with
    for quite a while. I'm working on it mom! I promise
    to make you proud. I can not wait to be on the subway
    home to work on my final project on weapons of
    mass destruction in my political science class. Its
    mental terror.

    Love
    Your son

    P.S. The powder you sent me works well for my
    skin infection. Strong agent.

  10. He must be up to something fishy. by Nordberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    This email doesn't contain the words r0lexx, v!/\gr4 or c14ll4s. It sticks out like a sore thumb from 99% of the email traffic we've intercepted, he must be up to no good!!!!

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    *Splort*
  11. ATTN: department of homeland security by Vicsun · · Score: 2, Funny

    terrorist bomb al qaeda bin laden firebomb death destruction chaos terror plane WMD nuclear weapons

  12. I concur by flowerp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes the people who are "up to something" actually write differently. Most of the time they use phrases like "validate your bank account",
    "please verify your credit card information", etc.

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    --- Eat my sig.
  13. OMFG LOL LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    w#3n vvil1 7h3y Re4l1ze t|-|i5 15 i/\/\p0s5i13lE?

    idiots...

  14. Re:Government sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's wrong with drinking milk? It's creepy...suckling another mammal at adult age. but I can promise you that I have enough calcium in me that when punched in a fight, they hit bone, I laugh, they curse me and walk away.

    I'm like a superhero... overcalcified man.