Can Hayao Miyazaki Save Disney's Soul?
IronicGrin writes "Even hard-core House of Mouse apologists have to admit that Disney's Feature Animation division has lost its way. After a half decade of pathetic failures (Atlantis) and epic disasters (Treasure Planet), the company shut its fabled Orlando 2D animation studios last year and announced that it was jumping on the computer animation bandwagon. A big motivation for the move to CGI was, of course, the Magic Kingdom's tenuous relationship with Pixar--the source of all of Disney's recent animated hits. But Disney is overlooking a better example of just what its toon team has been doing wrong...right under its nose.
Howl's Moving Castle, which opened this weekend to rapturous critical acclaim, is the third masterpiece from Japan's Studio Ghibli that Disney has released theatrically. Today's New York Times has a feature by A.O. Scott [reg required, blah blah] calling Miyazaki the "world's greatest living animated-filmmaker"; meanwhile, last Thursday, I wrote a column for SFGate.com on why Disney animation, 3D rendered or not, is doomed to irrelevance if it fails to (re)learn some basic lessons from Miyazaki and his cohorts at Ghibli. What do you think? Is Disney destined to fade to black, or can a little Ghibli flavor (mmm....Ghibli) get it back on track?"
...no.
Any company that can justify stealing from the public domain with no intention to return anything to it has clearly not only drawn up a contract with satan but has also disputed the subclauses, delivered the first two goats, renegotiated paragraph three and taken the whole legal department on a field trip to hell to learn new techniques.
Beep beep.
If Walt Disney were alive today, and saw what was happening to his company, he'd be rolling over in his grave!
Wait a minute...
What are you talking about? Just about all I ever do is watch cartoons and have sex or have sex and watch cartoons or have sex while watching cartoons and I have no intention of changing my lifestyle just because I'm turning twelve next month.
I can't imagine what such a note would say that would drive the point home, unless it went something like this:
Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
They bought the rights to two fine series of cartoons done much more imaginatively than whatever they have been pumping out -- Rocky and Bullwinkle and Betty Boop. They make a little revenue from them, but they keep the characters shackled so as not to compete with the mouse or Ted Koppel.
need i say more?
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Eeeek! This guy liked Hudson Hawk... and they still let him write movie reviews?!
Circumcision is child abuse.
Imagine a horde of fat greasy guys dressed as Sailor Moon, katanas in their dorito-dusty hands, storming the gates of Disneyland.
I'd buy that cartoon.