Spy Girl In Game Stores
1up.com has a great feature up detailing the exploits of a young woman they sent in to various game stores under the cover of a clueless girlfriend. The results are both informative and hilarious. From the article: "Spy: When are the new systems coming out? Clerk: Sony just came out with a new version of the PlayStation. It's smaller, more compact, that's about it. Xbox--they haven't mentioned anything about something new coming out."
fuck, thanks for another informercial you smelly cunts.
This is fucking news? You waste my time, now I wasted yours by making you smell my nut sack.