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Who Will Google Buy Next?

Posted by timothy on from the my-brain-is-for-sale-and-cheap dept.

Androsynth writes "Kuro5hin is running an article entitled Who Will Google Buy Next?, which features a list of all Google's previous buyouts and some interesting suggestions for the future." A Google-buyout betting pool seems in order.

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  4. Re:BUY ME !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You just duped a comment posted 14 minutes before right underneath. Please refrain from posting comments that duplicate other comments in the same thread or story.

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