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Bram Cohen's Response to Microsoft's Avalanche

An anonymous reader writes "Bram Cohen has reduced Microsoft's proposed file-sharing application--codenamed Avalanche--to vaporware, dubbing its paper on the subject as "complete garbage". "I'd like to clarify that Avalanche is vapourware," Cohen said. "It isn't a product which you can use or test with, it's a bunch of proposed algorithms. There isn't even a fleshed-out network protocol. The 'experiments' they've done are simulations.""

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  1. Not even close to finished, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like Windows.

    1. Re:Not even close to finished, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, Avalanche sounds like a big snowjob.

  2. Use the Coral Cache! by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I cannot believe that we still do not use the Coral Cache and Bittorrent to prevent crashing poor servers. I mean, now we're just going to end up slashdotting that first link, uh, slashdot...

    Forget it.

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    A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
  3. SDLC by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi Bram, just to let you know that Microsoft Software Development Life Cycle works a 'little' different. We market it first, then release it, then develop it and then design it. And maybe, just maybe we might make it work if enough people are using it.

    Hope that helps.

    Sincerely,
    Microsoft

    PS: Note that I used maybe twice.

  4. Torrent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anybody have the torrent for the app?

  5. Somewhat patronizing? by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Unfortunately, [the paper] is actually one of the better academic papers on BitTorrent, because it makes some attempt, however feeble, to do an apples to apples comparison," he said.

    Then Mr. Cohen patted Microsoft on the head, gave it a cookie, and sent it outside to play.

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    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  6. We don't know yet by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft might just release it as an API, without releasing an easy to use client of their own. That way they don't promote piracy, but they can reduce the bandwidth needed for software updates and assist adware producers in delivering full motion full screen ads to unsuspecting users.