MP and the Holy Grail
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ZerocarboN
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Listen, lad. I've built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. The king said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest castle in these islands.
Wow, very synonimous!
Two Obligatory Posts in One Story!
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Anonymous Coward
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Solar Sail Launch Failure Confirmed?
Well, it was going to be said inevitably, I'll combine the two obligatory posts here:
In Soviet Russia, Netcraft confirms solar sail is dying.
Or maybe: Netcraft confirms BSD is dying. In Soviet Russia, you confirm spacecraft is dying!
I think I speak for everyone when I say...
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Anonymous Coward
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God dammit! FUCK!
moD up
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Anonymous Coward
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Yeah, I guess actually getting news at it happens without having to wait for the spin is a bad thing.
After all, the CNN article had quotes from the people actually running the project whereas the FOX article had some nebulous quotes from various people in Russia who couldn't figure out where the sail might be.
Oh, and in case you're going to think about using some quote about how FOX is beating CNN in the ratings, just remember, FOXs ratings are based on those who happen to watch FOX during any given mintue. CNNs cume rating still blows FOX out of the water.
-- We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Listen, lad. I've built this kingdom up from nothing.
When I started here, all there was was swamp. The king said I was
daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same,
just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second
one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That
burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth
one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest
castle in these islands.
Wow, very synonimous!
Well, it was going to be said inevitably, I'll combine the two obligatory posts here:
In Soviet Russia, Netcraft confirms solar sail is dying.
Or maybe: Netcraft confirms BSD is dying. In Soviet Russia, you confirm spacecraft is dying!
God dammit! FUCK!
Don't be a sling vitalitY. Like an
In Soviet Russia, the government engauges in disinformation. In the United States, we have Fox News.
a cloudy day or something?
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Ah ha! It was all part of the "War of the Worlds" premiere. Speilberg strikes again!
It was done so because CNN sucks... And pissing off morons like CNN watchers is fun. I mean, look at your response. Ha.
Oh.. check out my sig.
www.slightlycrewed.com - Because aren't we all?
Yeah, I guess actually getting news at it happens without having to wait for the spin is a bad thing.
After all, the CNN article had quotes from the people actually running the project whereas the FOX article had some nebulous quotes from various people in Russia who couldn't figure out where the sail might be.
Oh, and in case you're going to think about using some quote about how FOX is beating CNN in the ratings, just remember, FOXs ratings are based on those who happen to watch FOX during any given mintue. CNNs cume rating still blows FOX out of the water.
We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower