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What's the Best Geek Joke You Know?

Posted by Cliff on from the limericks-and-jests-and-jokes-oh-my dept.

super_ogg writes "To break some of the office blues, I decided to tell the worst geek joke I know: 'Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!' Some groaned, some laughed, but only a geek could understand it. I was wondering what are some of the best/worst geek jokes people have out there for the Slashdot community?"

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  1. Where'd you get the bike? by land · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

    The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'."

    The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."