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Greatest Beams In Movie History

Posted by Zonk on from the pew-pew-kaboom dept.

_Laban_ writes "Vue Weekly has summarized the greatest beams in movie history. From the article: 'They slice us, they disintegrate us, they roast us alive, they level our greatest monuments and pinpoint our deepest fears.'"

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  1. you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye! by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 5, Funny

    Zzzzzzap!

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    Africus aut Europaeus?
  2. Obligatory... by Sampizcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Jim Beam?

    Yeah, I'll be quiet now...

    Sampizcat

  3. To infinity, and beyond! by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why isn't Buzz Lightyear's blinking red LED (with SOUND!) on the list?

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  4. Re:Care Bears by aamcf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a theory about the Care Bear Beams: every time they used them, the Care Bears lost a little bit of intelligence, but it felt really good to use them.

    At the start, they rerely used them. It was like the Care Bear Stare was some terrible weapon. As time progressed they used them more and more. So the first time they used them it was "We can't do that! Don't you know what it will do to us?" but the more they used them the less intelligent they got, but they enjoyed it. Now they are all locked in a room somewhere, drooling like idiots, using the stare every few seconds because it feels so good.

  5. Slashdot MadLib by hacksoncode · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't believe they forgot about the [adjective] beam from [movie title]. It was so awesome when it [past tense verb] the [noun]!

    Anyone that thinks that the [adjective] beam from [TV series] was superior clearly has [disgusting substance] for brains.

    The [adjective] coolness of my choice is [superlative].

    But I suppose the [adjective] beam from [book title] was really the winner. If they'd only made that into a [visual medium], it would *so* beat all the other choices.

    Argue with that.