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Three Planets Racing this Weekend

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the on-your-marks dept.

William Robinson writes "This report asks you to keep your eyes on the skies this weekend, when a rare triple-planetary alignment is going to happen. It promises a stellar show for star-gazers. Scott Young of the Manitoba Museum Planetarium says the planets in question -- Mercury, Venus and Saturn -- are all big enough to be seen without a telescope."

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  1. I DON'T THINK YOU COULD CAST WITH THAT SHIT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Okay guys, uh, these eggs are giving us a lot of trouble in the past.
    Uh, does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?

    Uh, I think Leeroy needs something from this guy.

    Oh, d'he...he needs his "Devout Shoulders"? Doesn't, isn't he a paladin?

    Yeah, but that'll help him heal better. He'll have more mana.

    (sigh) Christ. Okay, uh, well, what we'll do, I'll run in first, uh,
    gather up all the eggs. We can kind of just, you know, blast 'em all
    down with AOE. Um, I will use "intimidating shout" to kind of scatter
    'em so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uh, when
    my shout's done, uh, I'll need Anfrony to come in and drop his shout
    too, uh, so we can keep 'em scattered and not have to fight too
    many. Um, when his is done, Bass, of course, 'll have to run in and do
    the same thing. Um, we're gonna need "Divine Intervention" on our mages,
    uh so they can uh, AE, uh, so we of course can get 'em down fast
    because we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if
    we don't take 'em down quick.

    I think it's a pretty good plan. We should be able to pull it off
    this time. Uh, what do you think abduhl, can you give me a number
    crunch real quick?

    Uhh, yeah, give me a sec, I'm coming up with 32.33, uh, repeating of
    course, percentage of survival.

    Well that's a lot better than we usually do. uh, (inaudible) about
    ready guys?

    Allright, chum-bums, let's do this. LEEEEROOY MMMJYEENKINS!

    Oh my God, he just ran in.

    Save him!

    O jeez, stick to the plan!

    Oh Jesus.

    Let's go. Let's go.

    Stick to the plan, chums! Stick to the plan!

    Oh gee, oh fuck.

    (inaudible) Divine Intervention.

    Hurry up!

  2. Re:All right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You said 'cock'. Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke