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Japan Tests New Bullet Train
dmolavi writes "
Japan's largest railway company began a test run for a new bullet train that it eventually aims to operate at a record-breaking 223 miles per hour -- faster than many propeller airplanes -- according to recent news reports.
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Only in Japan would a train's noses look like manga characters!
The US airforce calls it a "flyoff", where two designs are built and tested head to head.
I think that might cause crashes.
Japan Tests New Bullet Train
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North Korea Tests New Bullet
The problem is lack of standardization. While libraries of congress, football fields, elephants, and Rhode Island (in the US) are standard for information, distance, weight and large areas, there is no standard for speed.
I propose that an international standard system of junk-science measures be used, and that the measurement of speed be 'thicknesses of a human hair per thousandth of the time it takes to blink'.
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I hate to be a skeptic, but this train seems pretty damn scary. The idea of going that fast on land just doesn't seem to be too safe. So while reading the article and looking for some clues to its safety, I stumble across a quote that the train "has cat ear-shaped air-brakes that pop up from the rooftops to help slow the train in an emergency." Is it just me, or in an emergency situation, wouldn't you like to have something a little more reassuring than cat ear-shaped air brakes?
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Don't be so daft. Trains in the UK are exemplary. I pay as little as £3000 a year to commute within london, and getting the train from bristol to london last night cost me as little as £115. And it only took 6 hours, I mean, it was 3 hours late, but that's pretty good, to be honest!
Anyway, I think we should give tube drivers another raise. £60,000 just isn't enough to drive public transport 150 days a year. In fact, they need more holiday too. Won't somebody please think of their children? They only get two weeks off per month!
Japan is only 145,883 square miles... by the time the train hits 223 miles per hour, it's almost time to stop!
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Besides, there's something green that travels faster, hotter, and leaves the customer feeling completely exhilarated. See the picture below: http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/wasabi-k
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Superman is confused as hell. "I can't remember if I'm faster than a speeding train and more powerful than a bullet, or the other way around," the superhero said in an interview Monday. "I mean, I guess it's really both, but now that bullets ARE trains, I'm all confused."
does it make "Nyaaaa!" when stopping?
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Hey; they put cat-ears on their anime-girls all the time, why not on their bullet trains?
And those anime-girls seem to have no problems surviving 300-mph crashes, so, those cat-ears must work!
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
We already have the "speeding bullet" standard, but there's only been one documented case of an object exceeding this, and it was powerful than a locomotive anyway.
aims to operate at a record-breaking 223 miles per hour -- faster than many propeller airplanes
The train only needs to be fast enough to outrun Godzilla the next time he decides to stomp Tokyo. Of course, they'd need some kind of shielding to protect against his breath which they can't outrun. I don't think those really cute Hello Kitty ears really help with aerodynamics.
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Refer to this insightful animation of london underground
And of course the 9 hours it took last time to go from London to Edinburgh was a feature, not a bug. That was 4 extra hours in which we could get blue blind paralytic drunk.
That said, train booze is far too expensive.
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In case of Godzilla attack the train will transform into a giant robot in order to protect Tokyo.
...can we have the old one if they're done with it?