Minimalist Cell Phones?
Trizor asks: "Most cellular telephones these days are loaded with features: cameras, broadband quality video, Internet, etc. but there are still people who want to just make phone calls. So I ask Slashdot: Are there any World-Compatible GSM cellular telephones that don't offer much beyond calling and an address book?"
or how about a phone that just rings? I don't get why people want their phones to start playing "can you take me to funky town" when they get a call.
As a geek, I like technology to just do its job. It's a phone. It should alert me in the most efficient way when I get a call. that's all it has to do. I don't need to be entertained. I have other gadgets for that.
What exactly is the point in asking this?
There are cheap (or even free) phones available so cost can't be the issue.
Are they too complicated for you? You know, you don't have to use those new-fangled features.
Personally I find the PDA-like features extremely handy as I never liked having to carry a PDA and phone anyway. I mostly just use the scheduling/reminder stuff though.
As for the "other" stuff like cameras, my guess is that there are more phones without cameras than with them.
The ratio of people to cake is too big
The Vodafone Simply is the phone you seek. It seems that despite all the screaming for a basic and reliable phone, cell phone providers continue to add new unrequested features and then try to generate a market for those features. It seems that the only provider that is listening to its customers is Vodafone.
Buttons that are large enough to push just one at a time.
No camera's, games, TV remote controls, toasters or any other useless crap.
Fits against your ear, doesn't get lost in your ear.
It's a revolutionary cell phone.
Your other alternative is to get a used phone from eBay.