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Government To Fix Identity Theft?

Posted by Zonk on from the unlikely-at-best dept.

Cobb writes "With nearly 50 million identities compromised in the last 6 months, the powers that be are gearing up to fix the problem. 'Prosecutors and privacy experts say that what America needs is a coordinated national strategy. While 15 states require companies to tell consumers if their data has been compromised, there's still no national law.' A new study joins a host of other statistics -- some private, some government-sponsored -- attempting to quantify the size of the ID theft problem. There is no universal agreement on the size of the problem, on the way to count the victims, or even on how to define identity theft."

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  1. On the other hand... by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Funny
    Imagine the savings to industry if we all shared the same identity.

    Databases are a pain to maintain.

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  2. Let me be the first moron to say . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    . . . it's not identify "theft," it's identity infringement.

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  3. Government to outlaw crime! by PaxTech · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yep, that'll help. Except for all those criminals who don't obey the law.

    Ronald Reagan was right, the most frightening words in the English language are "Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

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  4. Re:A thought ... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe he's more credit worth than you are? ;)

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  5. Re:The first step is to identify the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone steals your credit card number and orders porn? That's no longer credit card fraud, that's identity theft.

    Someone forges a check against your bank account for porn? That's no longer check fraud, that's identity theft.

    Somebody ordering a pizza in your name, because they can't afford porn? That's no longer a phone prank, that's identity theft.


    So, you're saying the answer to identity theft is free porn?