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New Michigan Law Means Kids Can Opt Out of Spam

tekiegreg writes "Thanks to a new Michigan Law, parents can now opt their kids out of Spam. One wonders whether or not such severe penalty will make Spammers think twice ($30,000 fine and 3 yrs/jail)." I wonder how much legislation will actually help keep kids from being spammed, but if it works, I'm happy to say I'm under age 13 if it means I get less spam.

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  1. Kids only by Zouden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interesting that it's for 'protecting the children'. Why not just let all Michigan residents opt-out of spam?
    It's almost as if the legislators are making a compromise...

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    1. Re:Kids only by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because it's easier to convince people to protect the children...

      WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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    2. Re:Kids only by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Insightful
      WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

      Hell, that argument's so persuasive that it gets used for things that have nothing to do with children, like same-gender marriage.

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    3. Re:Kids only by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Children are the purpose of marriage.

      That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day... and I've been watching daytime television. Seriously. Infomercials and sportscasters are thoughtful than this.

      I guess we're going to have to start nullifying the legal relationships of couples who fail to produce offspring, and deny licenses to post-menopausal women.

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  2. International Issues by DanielMarkham · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if I'm somewhere else, say orbiting in the space station, do I have to now lookup every country, every state and province, to see whom I can email or not?
    Hey. I love protecting the kids. Perhaps we should all get a law. I'd also like to grow hair and be taller. But until leglislators can change the fabric of reality, these things are not going to happen. Makes for nice press. Little else.

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    1. Re:International Issues by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "So if I'm somewhere else, say orbiting in the space station, do I have to now lookup every country, every state and province, to see whom I can email or not?"

      Or you can just... you know... not email people you don't now.

  3. yeah that will work by hsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All the spammers in Russia and China are shaking in their boots worried about a Michigan law.

    oh the oppression!

  4. Oh Great by MBoffin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uh huh. So a huge list is compiled of all the underage kids. Yeesh. I'm sure the spammers will love that list. I can't even fathom the sheer volume of spam they will get once they aren't underage anymore.

    1. Re:Oh Great by CHESTER+COPPERPOT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and wait till some idiot corrupt or incompetent company accidently 'loses' that list to some high paying pedo's.

  5. oh goody, another law. by rich42 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm sure this will be just as effective as all the existing anti-spam legislation.

    If the sender of each illegal message in my inbox actually got prosecuted according to existing laws - there could me millions of dollars in fines. Nothing is consistently enforced though - so its pretty much as if the existing laws don't really exist. I don't see why this one will be any different.

  6. Spam is hardly the issue by louzerr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I do think it's a good start, I question the other ways kids are NOT protected ... namely in the educational institutions.

    We allow advertising for Snickers, M&Ms, Coke & Pepsi all over our high and junior high schools, and allow Universities (like the former U of Minnesota - now a research facility instead of a school) to sell students personal information to any bank or credit card company we choose.

    Spam is hardly a threat compared to corporate "education".

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  7. Re:Whats the point anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah! The anonymous coward above is correct. As a 13 year old I have no conception, or the ability, of pressing the 'Yes' button to enter a porn site. All I see is the 'No' button which leads me to Yahoo or a Disney site. I don't understand how you adults pull off such magic to be able to mask the 'Yes' button from our collective horny teen eyes. Can you do the same magic on my sister!

  8. Truly Naive by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love an ideological person, and even more so, an ideological politician. People that think they truly can change the world. However, the line between ideological and naive is a fine one, and one that was certainly crossed here:

    "From my perspective as a parent, I'm horrified by what comes in" to her three children's e-mail accounts, Gov. Jennifer Granholm said during a news conference Thursday. "This will put an end, we hope, to inappropriate e-mail getting to our children."

    It will not put an end to it. I guarantee that. Spam is not like a do-not-call list. Fly by night Chinese penis enlargement spam companies don't care what lists various states in the US have to opt out of, not to mention many spammers in the US.

    Yes, this will open up a large DB of childrens e-mails, which won't be targetted by hackers. They will be targetted by pedophiles posing as children themselves. Worse, even by just knowing the state, pedophiles in Michigan know their victims will be local. One would hope that the state is smart enough to at the very least post some dummy honeypot e-mails up in order to catch such predators.

    But, no, I think they are too naive even for that. If you don't want your kid getting spam, give them a GMail account. I get the most horrible spam of anyone I know, almost 200 a day, and none of them cutsey ones. I forward through GMail as my filter. In this entire year, about 5 made it through. Government can't solve all the problems. Spam is a special problem that I really don't think any single government could solve, and if they could solve it collaboratively, the risk to civil liberties would, in my mind, probably outweigh any benefit.

    The answer to technological problems is a technological solution. You can't legislate away the flaws in the current e-mail system... but you can always program a better solution. This law would be similar to Michigan making it illegal to use someone else's password, and doing so by making a giant list of the passwords everyone uses.

    So the Gov. knows how to basically use e-mail. Now she thinks she's an expert on Internet security and privacy? When will politicians realize that, for the most part, they are tech amatures, and really need to call in the experts for solid advise?

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  9. Errors in post, link to text of void statute. by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not a law, and it doesn't ban spam.

    It bans some email. It doesn't tell you which email; you have to guess. Lots of spam is ok under the statute. It's not limited to bulk email, one is enough. Have you verified everyone on your contacts list isn't actually a michigan minor? How exactly did you verify that? It's not limited to commercial email.
    http://www.isipp.com/michigan-email-child-protecti on-registry-law.php
    There's the text, which was missing from the main post. Do you understand it? Does your lawyer understand it? Are you in compliance?

    The statute is not a law. One of the basic rules of american law established by Marbury v Madison is that an unconstitutional statute is not law.
    This statute appears to be unconstitutional for the reasons discussed in Cyberspace v Engler, which stuck down Michigan's previous attempt at banning the internet because of the kiddies.
    http://www.cyberspace.org/lawsuit/

    Some of the fun provisions in the act:
    they can make you come to michigan with all your business records to answer questions.
    They can seize your computers.
    If they were serious about protecting kids, they wouldn't be charging a fee to check the list.
    Oh and it's not just parents who can add names - government officials can add kids' names, probably without telling them.
    For fun, check the linking policy.
    http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,1607,7-192-26915-208 9--,00.html
    It's a shakedown.
    It's not constitutional.
    It doesn't protect against spam.
    It bans some email but not others.
    Spam is a real problem. This isn't a real solution.
    Personally, getting on the federal and state do not call lists has been great for me.
    This isn't like that.
    Don't be a dupe.
    This is what we fought Reno v ACLU for - to keep the government from shutting down the internet.

    1. Re:Errors in post, link to text of void statute. by malchus842 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a shakedown

      No kidding. I work for a company that has something like 10 million emails in our database. Our clients are top-drawer companies that run opt-in lists. One pass through Michigan's database is $70,000K for us. AND since the law says that each sender has to validate their own lists, then our clients much do the same thing, netting MI another $70K. And this on a *monthly* basis. I suspect that our runs alone would pay for the entire database and the employees to run it - $1.7 million per year!

      I'm sure and unspoken part of MI's goal is to make it impossible to have large databaes of email addresses, somehow thinking this will stop spammers. It won't.

      Oh, this act isn't limited to kids. Per the website, if an adult's email can be viewed by children when they view it or if the share a computer, then the adult can register their email address as well.

      In any event, legitimate email providers and companies that use email to communicate with their clietns are going to be in major trouble. This will be fought in court, for sure.

  10. Re:Whats the point anyway? by FLEB · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've heard there's this thing called "parenting". Any ideas?

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  11. American tax payers money at work :) by romka1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is american tax payers money at work :) you pay millions to ppl to make laws which are useless... Taking this money and spending it on technological solutions to the spam probelm... Even requiring isps/computer manufactures to preinstall basic antivirus would work better by removing all the machines that are used as proxies to send spam and other bs...

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  12. Re:Spammer... by JohnsonWax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed.

    I just set up an email account for my son, 7, so he can send mail to his grandparents and practice typing. He's got a nice gmail account and the Mac OS X parental controls whitelists who he can send and receive mail from. Any other addresses that go to his account or that he tries to send to are forwarded to me so I can add them to the list if I see fit.

    Safari similarly limits the websites he can go to so he can't go directly to gmail to bypass the whitelist.

    Government doesn't need to protect kids from spammers. We're all perfectly capable of doing it ourselves. The problem is that most people really don't care - they say they care but they don't care enough to act - to spend $20 on software that will do what this bill does, or to spend an hour learning how to secure their kids machine.