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The Grinch Who Patented Christmas

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the in-the-future-everything-will-be-patented dept.

theodp writes "The USPTO has reversed its earlier rejection and notified Amazon that the patent application for CEO Jeff Bezos' invention, Coordinating Delivery of a Gift, has been examined and is allowed for issuance as a patent. BTW, Amazon was represented before the USPTO by Perkins Coie, who also supplied Bezos with legal muscle in his personal fight against zoning laws that threatened to curb the size of his Medina mansion (reg.) before the City of Medina eventually gave up on regulating the size of homes (reg.)."

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  1. Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A patent on coordinating the erection of a tree for holiday purposes...

    1. Re:Next up... by FLEB · · Score: 5, Funny

      The time is not to make fun of the patent system in general. It is the right time to call for reform in the United States.

      Can't we do both?

      --
      Information wants to be free.
      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
  2. The zoning laws by Popageorgio · · Score: 4, Funny

    were actually about his Santa-killing spiked chimney.

  3. Bwahahahaha! by DanielMarkham · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've actually patented the opening of gifts. So take that, Bezos!

    Things are heating up!

  4. Entrapment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seller: "Where's it going?"

    Undercover patent police: "Melbourne"

    Seller: "That's in Australia isn't it?"

    UPP: "I'm really not sure..."

    Seller: "Okay, I'll just check on the map..."

    UPP: "Got you, you evil evil patent infringer."

    1. Re:Entrapment by ViX44 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
      I grabed my binoculars to see what's the matter.
      A bunch of gov agents, dressed in blue and in white,
      Wrangled that criminal and locked him up tight.
      "What's happinging to me, what wrong did I do?"
      In IP-law America, patents file you!

  5. Very Appropriate Sig by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    At the bottom of this article, nicely sums up my view of things. :)

    What we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.