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Most Secure Digital Audio Player?
PaleGreen asks: "What's the most secure portable Digital Audio Player (DAP) in terms of a true 'one-way' file copy mechanism? I want to be sure a curious coworker can't leech my portable's treasures while I'm out to lunch (or even worse, if I lose it). I'm aware of 'iPod backup' solutions that seem to get around Apple's protection. Are the Windows Media 'Plays For Sure' devices more secure in this area? Are there portables that support a hardware password (similar to a BlackBerry, where the unit resets to factory defaults after ten bad password attempts)?"
I think we're all mortified by thinking about what you've got on your audio player that you're so worried about.
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
... you're asking Slashdot to recommend which audio player has the best DRM?
~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
Obviously you'd want to copy everything off it onto your PC when you walk away from your desk, encrypt it with something like Gnupg, delete the contents, put the encrypted versions of the files down, walk away, walk back, transfer the encrypted versions back to your PC, unencrypt, delete the encrpyted versions and transfer the unencrypted versions back.
Or (seeing as you mentioned it), you could try the Blackberry route - it's strongly rumoured (if not already confirmed) that some newer versions will play audio. It may not exactly be the most cost effective digital music player, but at least it's secure, right?
(OK, I know I shouldn't feed the trolls - but when the ARTICLES are trolls, what then?)
Maybe you're looking for one of the many devices that utilize write-only memory?
I have a good number of books in my bookcase at work, and I don't want some busybody no-goodnik pinko commie rat bastard co-worker to waltz in and photocopy one of my treasured tomes - or worse yet, steal the volume outright! Some people even have the nerve to turn to the last part of the book first and spoil the ending for themselves, if you can believe that. Obviously, I want to prevent this from happening.
What bookcases have the best anti-personel features? Would the security of several bear traps near the bookcases be worth the possible civil liability? Does anyone know of a reliable, cheap source for claymore mines on the web?
Signed,
Worry R. Wart
Sometimes, lowtech is the best option. I once faced a similar problem with nozy coworkers. My solution was to store a personal diary on my mp3 player. In it, I descibed in exacting detail the little things of the day, like the weather, or the nice flowers on the receptionst's desk, and of course how I would brutally kill each and every one of my coworkers.
I found that keeping this diary improved not only my mood but the mood of everyone in the office. People started being so nice to me. For example, if I late on doughnut day and mention it to someone, they give me their doughnut. I didn't even have to ask for it. Whenever I ask someone to please be a little quiter, they immediately quiet down and give me such a nice smile. And when it's time to leave, they give me the elevator all to myself. Now that's love.
Once in a while, I still ask a coworker if he's been snooping around my ipod. Everytime he emphatically denys it and gives me this wonderful speech about we're such good friends and swears that unlike some people he would never do that to me. And it's not just words to him; whenever he says it, he gets all choked up about it, and tears run down his face. He means it.
I never imagined just how much a diary could change my life. Start a diary today, and let the love in.