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Apple to Become Wireless Provider?

nonsuchworks writes "Forbes reports on the possibility of Apple becoming a 'mobile virtual network operator,' or MVNO, in order to extend the iTunes and iPod brands into the cellular phone market. This would allow Apple to circumvent the cellular carriers who have so far balked at carrying the iTunes-enabled mobile phone." From the article: "It might sound far-fetched, but the pieces are in place for it to happen later this summer. Apple is already developing a hybrid iPod/cell phone with handset maker Motorola. And companies ranging from the Virgin Group to The Walt Disney Co. are proving that a new network model can allow all kinds of businesses to easily enter the mobile market."

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    1. Re:fr1st ps0t!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Lazy troll, can't even get a proper HTML troll with working links... Slashdot is going downhill lately.

  2. Smokin' Louis Wu! by torpor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    for a moment there i thought the headline said "Apple to Become Wirehead Provider".

    phew. /puts the Protector back in its closet ..

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