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T-43 Hours and Counting

An anonymous reader submits "As seen on NASA TV, for the first time in over two years, the countdown clock has started at 6:00 PM EDT for the Wednesday 3:51 PM EDT launch of Space Shuttle Discovery on the first of the return to flight test flights. The launch is not for certain due to weather issues associated with hurricane Dennis. Currently it is estimated for a 70% chance of launch on Wednesday, with the chances lowering later in the week. If you are confused on how T-43 hours equals almost 3 days, perhaps you should read Countdown 101."

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  1. Just like (American) football by spectral · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where you have short periods of time that somehow extend to 2-5x as long as they're 'supposed to', because of all the time stoppage in the middle!

  2. NASA and NFL in cahoots by ChillyWillie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe NASA is leasing their timer from the NFL where the last several minutes really takes a half hour.

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  3. Re:NASA TV by mcc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone remember those?

    All I remember about CUSeeMe is a lot of nudity.

    Man.... NASA sure has gotten a lot more conservative since then

  4. T-19 Hours... by Yardboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    T-19 hours and holding This built-in hold typically lasts four hours. * Demate the orbiter's midbody umbilical unit I don't have any idea what this means, but it sounds really sexy. yb.

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  5. Glimpse inside mission control by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 5, Funny
    http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/64568main_ffs_g allery_mcc_image2.jpg

    Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years.

    Everyone: Yay!

    Controller: And how's the spacecraft doing?
    Assistant: I dunno. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.

  6. Flight plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Clear the blast danger area of all nonessential personnel" What kind of flight plan is that? Shouldn't they leave the nonessential people in the blast danger area, and the essential people get to spare their lives???

  7. designed for commercial tv coverage by weighn · · Score: 4, Funny

    "we're at T-20 minutes and holding, we'll be back after these messages"

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  8. No wonder! by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sheesh, no wonder every time you guys get something from a foreign provider you always screw up the conversion... it's bad enough you have feet instead of meters, gallons instead of liters..... but, come on man, you guys just have to have your own special, unique number of hours in 3 days?!? It was all fine and good that you started spelling things differently after the War of Independance, but that's just wrong!

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  9. Re:So.. What does.. by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 4, Funny
    The origin of "T" is lost in the mists of time.
    However, many eminent scholars have various informed opinions as to what it stands for:
    • Stephen J. Cannell - Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus>.
    • My Plumber - A right-angle junction between the end of one pipe and somewhere other than the end of another.
    • Julie Andrews - A drink with jam and bread.
    • Sitting Bull - A kind of pee.
    • George W. Bush - One of those letters in the back of the alphabet, somewhere near "Z", or 17, or maybe Chicago, I think. It's too hard. What do you think, Dick? Has anybody seen my pretzels?
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