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Conquering the LaGrange Points?

3laws_safe writes "For decades, people have dreamed about building colonies at the five LaGrange points, intersections in space where gravitational and centrifugal forces balance out to provide orbital stability. But now, the official magazine of the U.S. Space Command advocates seizing control of the LaGrange points before other nations do it. From the article: 'We face the need to control the chokepoints of the solar system.' Arthur C. Clarke, who depicted a LaGrange colony in his classic 1961 novel A Fall of Moondust, is not very happy about this. He argues we should not 'export national rivalries beyond the atmosphere.' Is he right? Or should we prepare for the fact that such rivalries are inevitable, even in space?"

14 of 911 comments (clear)

  1. Slashdot... by Null_Packet · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Linking to horrible html since 1996.

  2. Maybe by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if we just chip in and buy the Space Command Generals a few star registry names - maybe that will keep them happy.

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  3. yes by igotmybfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly. I would rather the US control those points than someone frankly and overtly evil.

  4. Re:yes by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or should we prepare for the fact that such rivalries are inevitable, even in space?

    Long Answer:
    Look, if we keep fighting for first posts (see above) in a website, where we gain nothing but make such morons of ourselves, what moral authority do we have to stop the nations from fighting for the LaGrange points? "-1, greedy"?

    Short Answer:
    Yes, such rivalries are inevitable.

  5. Re:Be prepared by Seumas · · Score: 3, Funny

    All your lagrange points are belong to U.S.

  6. Re:Not Enough Oil by jonthegm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, you're not thinking either. Where are we going to get enough hydrogen if all the consumers are using it up? It's not like there's huge reservoirs of H just lying around and falling from the sky.

  7. Re:Yes by banuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is history. Prepare to repeat it.

    especially when slashdot will dupe the article in a day or two

  8. Re:Be prepared by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd pick cuba. Won't someone PLEASE think of the cigars.

  9. Re:Yes by poopdeville · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... think about it as human beings engaged in group activities. Then you realize that conflict is not just likely, it is inevitable.

    No it's not, asshole.

    ;-)

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  10. Re:Yes by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come up here to L5 and say that, punk! :)

  11. swore I'd never do this...*flagellates self* by mbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Ur-Quan masters.



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  12. As a conservative ... by Cyryathorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a conservative, I favor the policy that ensures maximum violence.

  13. Re:Yes by Mingco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hahaha. Nice try with your Tory lies.

    Next you're going to tell me that "Father, I cannot tell a lie. I chopped down the cherry tree" story was all made up.

    'Scuse me while I wipe my tears from laughing so hard.

  14. Re:Global demilitarization by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny
    "...the next Hitler will be President Bush III.

    Jenna or Barbara?

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