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Study Shows One Third of All Studies Are Nonsense
SydShamino writes "CNN has a report on new research to confirm claims made in initial, well-publicized studies. According to the new study, about a third of all major studies from the last 15 years were subsequently shown to be inaccurate or overblown. The study abstract is available."
What... are you guys trying to blow up our heads?
;)
I think it is possible this is the most amusingly ridiculous piece of "legitemate" news I've read in awhile...
Anyone got anything to beat it? Post it, I need to shock my brain a little more
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This study will cause an infinite loop..PLEASE SHUTDOWN IMMEDIATELY. 0x381F
Zapp: Kiff we have a conundrum!
"There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
Well, it says 1/3 of the studies are inaccurate, so let us rank that on a percentage scale, say the study is inaccurate, we give them a 0 value.
... *GASP FOR AIR* ... okay... so you have 66% chance of that particular study being at least somewhat accurate...
... (rolls percentile dice)... OOOOHH! Man, rolled a 72, looks like I can't believe it.
Accurate studies, lets say 100 (I know nothing is 100% accurate, and I know most studies even if they are somewhat accurate probably don't exceed 70% probability even in the specific environments they are enacted in, but lets just be over-generous since this whole thing is rather ridiculous anyway)
Right?
Rats.
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it was published three times?
four out of three people have problems with fractions.
The people responsible for the previous study have been sacked.
Drink 8 Glasses of Water a Day (does beer count?)
Depends. One would have to calculate the water content of beer versus the rate of dehydration produced by the alcohol content. Following through, one would conclude that 8 glasses of beer would fall short of the goal of 8 glasses of pure water, with the only recourse being to drink more beer.
This, kids, is a practical demonstration of how to make science work for you.
It's not that boggling when you consider 62% of all Insightful's are Overrated and 83% of all Funny's are Redundant.
-Rabbit
Correction: Study shows 66.66% chance that 1/3 of studies are nonsense.
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
"when is a good time for an airplane full of people to crash into a residential neighborhood?"
When the passengers of that airplane are terrorists and that residential neighborhood is al-Qaeda's? or maybe when the passengers are kittens and that neighborhood is actually a big pile of yarn that coushins the fall. awwww, so cute.
-Rabbit
Ordinary decent people are sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up with being sick and tired. Well I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told I am!
That which does not kill her only prolongs my agony.
Thats a pretty good one, my favorite was this one from the CNN news ticker:
"Public split on whether Bush is a divider."
CNN is great, my favourite is there comment about the terrorists having "veteran suicide bombers".
If you're a suicide bomber long enough to become a veteran I think there's a good chance you're doing something wrong.