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Jack Thompson Weighs In On Hot CoffeeGate
Gamespot is reporting that Jack Thompson, the anti-gaming crusader, has weighed in on the Rockstar/ESRB situation. His message is, essentially, that the ESA is a criminal organization run by a thug. From the article: "Doug Lowenstein embarrasses each and every one of you when he holds forth about what the 'Founders' intended when they drafted the Bill of Rights [the first 10 amendments to the Constitution]. For Doug, the Founders are GTA's Tommy Vercetti and Carl Johnson. Doug never met a pixilated prostitute he didn't like, and I'm sure James Madison would be impressed."
That is the worst bastardization of that suffix that I've ever seen. That is horrible. You should be ashamed of yourself for inventing that. Go sit in the corner RIGHT NOW. If any mass media sees that term and picks it up and runs with it, I expect you to commit ritual suicide.
Random and weird software I've written.
It would be cheaper than a lawsuit, and more entertaining :).
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News Flash: Hidden sex scene found in latest Potter novel
Reports are surfacing that JK Rowling's latest book includes a deleted scene where Harry successfully seduces a female classmate and performs sex with her. Rowling's publisher, Bloomsbury, managed to hide the page from readers by gluing it inbetween two other pages. However, readers have been able to find instructions on the Internet how to separate the pages and open up the mini sex-story. Congressmen are crying out at the ommission. More details at 11.