What's On Your Network?
An anonymous reader writes "According to a Whitedust article you may currently have more on your network than you think you do. The article claims that not much security attention is generally given to one of the most elusive aspects of computer security; that of physical connectivity." From the article: "Broadcast traffic is on the rise, with more suspicious user activity in the logs every day. Then one morning you get a call from your irate boss wanting to know why he no longer has a network connection, yet the employees - or students or whoever - down the hall are able to play games and visit porn sites, at blazing speeds no less."
Just stick one up the tube steak and one up the poop chute and you'll be fresh for hours! They absorb various fluids like urine and foul odors like fecal matter, leaving you feel clean and ready for action! He'll or she'll thank you for it!
Please cram a tampon in your penis and rectum to recover from YOUR FAILURE! YOU FAIL IT!